Familiar Weight

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[ Return to Game Mechanics ] Familiar Weight is the measure of a familiar's experience level and is expressed in pounds. Generally, a familiar with a higher weight is more effective.

In most cases, the base amount of a familiar's weight is a function of its combat experience. Without experience modifiers, familiars gain one point of experience for each combat victory spent as your active familiar. The base weight (without Familiar Equipment or effects) of a familiar is equal to the square root of its experience (weight = experience1/2) with the minimum weight possible being 1 lb and the maximum being 20 lbs. In other words, a familiar gains a pound at 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169, 196, 225, 256, 289, 324, 361, and 400 experience.

There are a few familiars that make all of those rules generalizations. The Inflatable Dodecapede is most effective at lighter weights. The Stocking Mimic gains weight only from consuming candies, or from combats with a particular familiar item equipped, and has a maximum of 100 pounds. The Homemade Robot gains no weight from combats, only from parts added, and also has a maximum of 100 pounds.

Familiar Experience Modifiers

Normally, after a successful combat, your familiar earns one experience point. This can be accelerated by the following enchantments:

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot Bonus Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
giant yellow hat Hat +1 47 Mox
gnawed-up dog bone Weap (1H) +1 20 Mus
chalk chain Accessory +1
  • +2 Mus Stats/Fight
  • Weakens enemies who hit you
  • May not equip more than one
  • 2019 Softcore Standard TT ascension reward
Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord Outfit (hat, 1h weap, pants, acc) +1
moveable feast Fam equip +1
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • Fam will sometimes do elemental damage in combat
  • Can be "used" as well to buff up to 5 different familiars per day
tiny fly glasses Fam equip +1
flaming familiar doppelgänger Fam Equip +1-2
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt +1
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip +3
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • Has many after combat effects
  • +Fam Experience has a 1:8 chance of occurring

Bonuses From Effects

Effect Bonus Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Blue Swayed +10 (↓) pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns Libram of Pulled Taffy
  • +5 (↓) Fam Weight
  • 5x taffy needed to max bonus
  • Ticks down every 5 turns (every 10 turns for the weight bonus)
Warm Shoulders +5 shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns
Video... Games? +5 defective Game Grid token 5 turns Use of token
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • +5 Fam Damage
  • Many other enchantments
  • Token can be used once daily
  • Found (rarely) at the Jackass Plumber machine in the Arcade
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
  • Level 5
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • +5 Fam Damage
  • Many other enchantments
A Girl Named Sue +5 Consult about Susie at Fortune Teller 100 turns
  • VIP access
  • Fortune Teller access
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • +10 Fam Damage
  • Effect can be acquired once a day
2 Hearts, 1 Mind +3 essential cameraderie [sic] (potion) 50 turns
Three Days Slow +3 6-character hat (e.g. oil cap) at Tea Party 30 turns
Brother Corsican's Blessing +2 Brother Corsican at the Deep Fat Friars 20 turns Finished Friars' Quest
  • Effect can be acquired once per day
  • Also applies to Arena fights
Green Tongue +2 green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Tome of Snowcone Summoning
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • Can only use one colour snowcone at a time
  • Summoned randomly
Black Tongue black snowcone (potion)
  • +5 Fam Weight
  • All other snowcone effects
  • Can only use one colour snowcone at a time
  • Summoned rarely
Hip to the Jive +2 Hot Socks at Speakeasy 50 turns
  • VIP access
  • Speakeasy access
  • Drink unlocked
  • 5,000 Meat
  • 3 Drunk
  • +10 Fam Weight
  • +20 Fam Damage
  • Can acquire a maximum of 3 drinks per day
Voting Booth local initiative +2 Voting Booth All day Voting Booth access
  • If available, can acquire once per day
  • Available options are determined by path, class, and day
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin +1 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (TT buff) Totem-based
Heart of White +1 white candy heart (potion) 10 turns Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
  • +3 All Attributes
  • +1 Stat/Fight
(Passive) +1/6 Testudinal Teachings (skill) Always
  • Familiars get +1 XP after their every 6th combat (separate counters for each)

Ways to grant familiar experience mid-combat:

Ways to grant familiar experience outside of combat entirely:

Familiars may also gain experience at the Arena; all of the "per adventure" bonuses that can be used in the arena increase experience there.

A familiar in a Crown of Thrones or Buddy Bjorn also gains one experience per kill, but does not benefit from any of the items or effects listed above (this includes equipping the enthroned familiar with an item like the tiny fly glasses). Familiars that don't gain weight from combats don't gain weight in the Throne.

Finally, one of the Voting Booth's local initiatives gives an experience penalty of -2 Fam Exp/Fight.

Familiar Weight Modifiers

The following is a comprehensive list of all equipment and effects in the game that affect familiar weight, on top of the familiar's base experience. For ease of reference the data is broken down into several tables. As there are a great number of similar items (many pieces of +5 familiar weight equipment and many pieces of +1 familiar weight tiny plastic accessories), the data is shown first in compact form and then in more detailed forms.

For a guide to maximum possible weight, see Maximizing Your Familiar Weight.

One final note: the Comma Chameleon eats familiar-specific equipment and then performs like that familiar for about 40-49 adventures. It gets +5 weight for the duration, even if the eaten equipment does not usually grant weight.

Bonuses

Familiar-fattening items competing for a place on your body (with familiar-specific equipment and tiny plastic junk separated below):

Bonuses From Equipment

Item Slot(s) Bonus Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Dire Drifter Duds Outfit (hat, off-hand, pants) 5
  • TT
  • 200 Mus
Zombo's skullcap Hat 10
  • TT
  • 200 Mus
crumpled felt fedora Hat 10 200 Mox
  • Muscle +5%
warbear foil hat Hat 5 TT
Boris's Helm Hat 5
Crown of Thrones Hat 5
papier-mitre Hat 5 20 Mox
fiberglass fedora Hat 5 40 Mox
  • +3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Doubles effectiveness of Sonata and Cantata
plexiglass pith helmet Hat 5 75 Mox
Elder Turtle Shell Hat 3
  • Muscle +
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 5
Stephen's lab coat Shirt 5 45 Mus
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate Shirt 5
  • TT
  • 250 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
  • +10 to Familiar Damage
rope Weapon (1H) 10 DoEC draw
fouet de tortue-dressage Weapon (1H) 10 TT
fish hatchet Weapon (1H) 5
  • Muscle +100%
  • Weapon Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you
  • Can acquire once per day
  • Will disappear at rollover
  • Obtained from Clan Floundry with at least 10 hatchetfish in stock
party whip Weapon (1H) 5
iFlail Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
love Weapon (1H) 5 35 Mox
Spelunker's whip Weapon (1H) 5
  • Weapon Damage +25%
  • +10% Item Drops from Monsters
gnawed-up dog bone Weapon (1H) 5 10 Mus
  • +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat
bar whip Weapon (1H) 2
magic whistle Weapon (1H) 1 27 Mox
burning paper crane Off-Hand item 10
  • Obtained by folding a Garbage Fire drop
  • Serious Spooky Resistance (+3)
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • Will disappear at rollover
old school flying disc Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 200 Mus
Ouija Board, Ouija Board Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 TT
Operation Patriot Shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5
shield of the Skeleton Lord Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5 50 Mus
Wal-Mart snowglobe Off-Hand item 5 50 Mus
bag of unfinished business Weapon (2H) 5 200 Mox
  • Stench Damage +40
repaid diaper Pants 15 15 Mox
Pantogram pants Pants 10
  • Will disappear at rollover
Galapagosian Cuisses Pants 10
Great Wolf's beastly trousers Pants 10 100 Mus
Greaves of the Murk Lord Pants 5
porcelain plus-fours Pants 4 40 Moxie
  • All Attributes +4
  • Maximum HP/MP +4
  • +4 Prismatic Damage
  • +4% Chance of Critical Hit
  • Damage Reduction: 4
  • Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 15
Belt of Loathing Accessory 10 150 Mox
Brutal brogues Accessory 8
  • Muscle +50%
  • Weapon Damage +50%
  • +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Can receive once per day
  • Will disappear at rollover
recovered cufflinks Accessory 6
furry halo Accessory 5 Unarmed
bakelite badge Accessory 5 40 Mys
  • Muscle +20%
  • Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
over-the-shoulder Folder Holder Accessory 5 Folder slot
BGE tiny plastic toy Accessory 3
plastic Duskwalker necklace Accessory 3
  • Moxie +5
  • Will disappear at rollover
Pokëmann figurines Accessory 3
Tiny Plastic Familiars Accessory 1
  • Many accessories, in the vein of "tiny plastic (familiarname)", add +1 to weight, but are more accurately viewed as collectors' items, and so have been isolated in the next table
Snow Suit Fam Equip 20 (↓)
  • Deflates by 1 after every 5 combat turns, to a minimum bonus of +5 (i.e., bonus is 20-floor(combat turns/5), capped after 75 combat turns)
  • "Lets Your Familiar Do Various Tricks"
astral pet sweater Fam Equip 10 Choice of astral equipment
sugar shield Fam Equip 10
  • Obtained by using a sugar sheet
  • Breaks after about 30 combat adventures
amulet coin Fam Equip 10
luck incense Fam Equip 10
  • +25% Item Drops from Monsters
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Mu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
muscle band Fam Equip 10
  • Increases familiar damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Bowlet, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
[ [razor fang]] Fam Equip 10
  • Sometimes blocks enemy attacks
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Stooper, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
shell bell Fam Equip 10
  • Restores HP when your familiar deals damage
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Unspeakachu, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
smoke ball Fam Equip 10
  • Running away is always successful, and gives stats based on the enemy
  • Technically the familiar equipment of the Disgeist, but can be equipped by most familiars
  • Will disappear at rollover
ittah bittah hookah Fam Equip 5
  • Gives a random beneficial effect every six combats
little box of fireworks Fam Equip 5
Loathing Legion helicopter Fam Equip 5
  • Increases the chance of a familiar action by an additive +25%
  • One of the many forms of the Loathing Legion knife
Mayflower bouquet Fam Equip 5
  • Various additional beneficial effects
moveable feast Fam Equip 5
  • Lets familiars to gain weight faster
  • Familiars sometimes attack opponents
plastic pumpkin bucket Fam Equip 5
Most familiar specific equipment Fam Equip 5
  • There are many pieces of familiar equipment that add +5 to weight and are specific to one familiar.
  • There is a full table of Weight Altering Familiar Specific Equipment below.
necklace Fam Equip 3
miniature antlers Fam Equip 1-5
serrated proboscis extension Fam Equip 20
  • Unimplemented test item
Panda outfit Fam Equip 5
toddler-sized Dragon Costume Fam Equip 5
Equipment: Familiar Specific
Item Bonus Familiar(s) Notes
El Vibrato Relics
(hat, 2H weap, pants)
10X El Vibrato Megadrone
tiny costume wardrobe 25 Doppelshifter
  • Any familiar may equip
  • Only provides weight bonus to Doppelshifter
tiny makeup kit 15 Doppelshifter  
nosy nose ringy ring 15 Nosy Nose  
cracker 15 Exotic Parrot  
pet rock "Groucho"/"Snooty" disguises Pet Rock, Toothsome Rock, or Bulky Buddy Box
  • Do-nothings
bugged beanie 10 Baby Bugged Bugbear  
ironic moustache 10 Mini-Hipster
  • Can be converted to other, non-weight benefit, equipment for the Hipster
solid state loom 10 Dataspider  
tiny cell phone 10 Purse Rat  
1.21 jigawatts 5 Temporal Riftlet  
100-Watt bulb 5 Jill-O-Lantern  
affordable teak perch 5 Pottery Barn Owl  
ant antidepressant 5 Mutant Fire Ant  
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Mysticality, rather than the normal 2:1:1
attention spanner 5 Attention-Deficit Demon  
blue suede shoes 5 Jumpsuited Hound Dog  
blundarrrbus 5 Spooky Pirate Skeleton  
bone collar 5 Misshapen Animal Skeleton  
bottle of Cochon Noir 5 Chauvinist Pig  
bottle of perfume 5 Jitterbug  
brass crank handle 5 Jack-in-the-Box  
brass stinger 5 Killer Bee  
cactus monocle 5 Mutant Cactus Bud  
candied yam pinky ring 5 Hand Turkey  
charpuce jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Moxie, rather than the normal 2:1:1
chocolate spurs 5 Cocoabo  
cotton candy cordial 5 Cotton Candy Carnie  
crimsilion jub-jub bird 5 Frumious Bandersnatch
  • Stat gains from the familiar are all allocated to Muscle, rather than the normal 2:1:1
crystal decanter 5 Happy Medium  
dental pliers 5 Crimbo Elf  
diamond-studded fronts 5 Wind-up Chattering Teeth  
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 5 BRICKO chick  
Extra-strength rubber bands 5 Rock Lobster  
eye 'n' horn shampoo 5 Uniclops  
eye-pod 5 Baby Gravy Fairy  
false eyelashes 5 Clockwork Grapefruit  
fin-bit wax 5 Magic Dragonfish  
flaming glowsticks 5 Flaming Gravy Fairy  
funky brass fez 5 Cymbal-Playing Monkey  
gazing shoes 5 Emo Squid  
gill rings 5 Grouper Groupie  
green pixie spog 5 Green Pixie  
half-height unicycle 5 Midget Clownfish  
hardware upgrade 5 O.A.F.  
hot pink lipstick 5 Sleazy Gravy Fairy  
hypodermic needle 5 Mosquito  
iced-out bling 5 Frozen Gravy Fairy  
icicle katana 5 Ninja Snowflake  
immense ballet shoes 5 Hippo Ballerina  
Jawmaster 2000™ 5 Mutant Gila Monster  
kitty sheet music 5 Piano Cat  
licorice boa 5 Peppermint Rhino  
limburger biker boots 5 Stinky Gravy Fairy  
little wooden mannequin 5 Artistic Goth Kid
  • Improves +PVP ability of this familiar
magnifying glass 5 Star Starfish  
many-eyed glasses 5 Levitating Potato  
Meat detector 5 Leprechaun  
meatcar model 5 Fuzzy Dice  
menorette 5 Hanukkimbo Dreidl  
metal mandible 5 Sweet Nutcracker  
metallic foil bow 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.  
metallic foil radar dish 5 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
metrognome 5 Syncopated Turtle  
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 5 Spooky Gravy Fairy  
miniature castagnets 5 Casagnova Gnome  
miniature espresso maker 5 Coffee Pixie  
miniature Jacob's ladder 5 Hunchbacked Minion  
miniature pruning shears 5 Underworld Bonsai  
miniature tophat 5 Dancing Frog
miniscule beatbox 5 Blavious Kloop  
overclocked avian microprocessor 5 RoboGoose  
palm-frond toupee 5 Blood-Faced Volleyball  
pet anemone 5 Urchin Urchin  
pile of dungeon junk 5 Gelatinous Cubeling  
portable motorcycle 5 Rogue Program  
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 5 Snowy Owl  
prosthetic forehead 5 Angry Goat  
psychedelic bubble wand 5 Psychedelic Bear  
quadroculars 5 He-Boulder
  • Reduces the timeout between major rays from 150 Adv to 101
radioactive chew toy 5 Pair of Ragged Claws  
rainbow tie 5 Personal Raincloud  
rat tooth polish 5 Smiling Rat  
rattlesnake enrager 5 Baby Mutant Rattlesnake  
rhesus monkey 5 Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot  
ribcage rollcage 5 Mini-Skulldozer  
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 5 Robot Reindeer  
security blankie 5 Grinning Turtle  
shiny gold fronts 5 Hovering Skull  
six-armed sweater 5 Cuddlefish  
skewer-mounted razor blade 5 Ghost Pickle on a Stick  
slightly thicker filthy rags 5 Feral Kobold  
smile-sharpening stone 5 Cheshire Bat  
snow halo 5 Snow Angel  
spoon! 5 Nervous Tick  
spruce juice 5 Bloovian Groose  
stomp box 5 Pair of Stomping Boots  
string of dingle balls 5 Baby Sandworm  
sucky decal 5 Barrrnacle  
tasteful black bow tie 5 Penguin Goodfella  
tiny ballet slippers 5 Sugar Fruit Fairy  
tiny balloon knife 5 Howling Balloon Monkey  
tiny bindle 5 Hobo Monkey  
tiny bust of Pallas 5 Reassembled Blackbird  
tiny do-rag 5 Tickle-Me Emilio  
tiny knife and fork 5 Ghuol Whelp  
tiny maracas 5 Hovering Sombrero  
tiny Mountie hat 5 Whirling Maple Leaf  
tiny prop sword 5 Dramatic Hedgehog  
tiny shaker of salt 5 Sabre-Toothed Lime  
unspeakable lozenges 5 Squamous Gibberer  
velvet choker 5 Feather Boa Constrictor  
woimbook 5 Oily Woim  
woolen cravat 5 Dandy Lion  
toy six-seater hovercraft -5 Inflatable Dodecapede
  • Less weight is better for this familiar
Equipment: Tiny Plastics
Item Bonus
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 2
tiny plastic yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1

Free-floating familiar-fattening effects:

Bonuses from Effects

Effect Bonus Source
(Type)
Duration Prereqs &
Costs
Notes
Amphibian Sympathy (passive effect) 5 Amphibian Sympathy (skill) Always
Empathy (TT Buff) 5 Empathy of the Newt (skill) Totem-based 15 MP
Leash of Linguini 5 Leash of Linguini (skill) 10 turns 12 MP
Blood Bond 5 Blood Bond (skill) 10 turns 30 MP
Chorale of Companionship (AT Buff) 10 Chorale of Companionship (10x-daily skill) Accordion-based AT (caster),
Level 15 (recipient);
50 MP (caster),
AT song slot
recording of Chorale of Companionship (potion) 20 turns AT song slot
Meteor Showered 20 Meteor Shower (5x-daily combat skill) 1 turn Meteor Lore;
use of skill
(limit: 5x/day)
  • +200% Weapon Damage
  • +200% Spell Damage
  • Removed at the end of combat
  • Only known way to retain it outside of combat is via rollover-runaway
Chow Downed 5 Zombie Chow (skill) 10 turns
  • ZM path
  • 1 Zombie
(Moon Sign) 5 The Platypus (moon sign) Ascension Choice of moon sign
Pajama Party 10 ratskin pajama pants (rollover pants slot) 40 turns
  • 50 Mox
  • rollover slot (pants)
Spirit of Galactic Unity 10 Spacegate scientist's insignia (rollover acc) 30 turns 75 Mus
  • 3,000 Spacegate Research per insignia required to fabricate
  • 60 turns of the effect are granted if wearing both insignias at rollover
Spacegate military insignia (rollover acc) 75 Mys
Billiards Belligerence 5 Playing Aggressively at Pool Table (thrice-daily boon) 10 turns
  • +50% Weapon Damage
  • Can acquire up to 3 times per day
A Girl Named Sue 5 Consulting about Susie at Fortune Teller (once-daily boon) 100 turns VIP Fortune Teller access
  • +5 Fam Exp/Fight
  • +5 Fam Damage
  • Can acquire once per day
Open Heart Surgery 10 L.O.V. Emergency Room NC 50 turns LOV Tunnel access
  • Choose "Get Open Heart Surgery"
  • Can acquire once per day
Puzzle Champ 20 Witchess Set 25 turns Witchess Set
  • Until you have solved all 150 Witchess Puzzles at least once, you must wade through 5 daily puzzles in order to receive the effect
  • Bonus reaches 20 once all 150 puzzles have been solved at least once
  • Can get effect once per day
familiar.enq 5 Source Terminal Enquiry 50 turns Source Terminal
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse 5 24-character hat at the Tea Party 30 turns
Optimist Primal 5 Drum Circle at the Arena 20 turns Arena quest completed as hippy
Happy Salamander 3 Clan Radio 10 turns Access to clan with a Radio
ChibiChanged™ 5 ChibiBuddy™ 5+ turns ChibiBuddy™ (on)
  • Can get effect once per day
  • Obtained from ChibiBuddy™; duration is 5*(your current buddy's age in days)
Video... Games? 5 defective Game Grid token 5 turns defective Game Grid token
  • +5 Fam Exp/Fight
  • +5 Fam Damage
  • Many other enchantments
  • Can be used once per day
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
  • Level 5
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Down With Chow 10 tempura broccoli 20 turns
  • Level 6
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts 5 Strix stix 40 turns
  • Level 4
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
Souper Vengeful 3 turtle soup 10 turns
  • TT
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
Thanksgetting X candied sweet potatoes 20 turns per item
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Full
  • +40X% Meat
  • +20X% Items
  • X = 1+(number of unique cooked Cornucopia food eaten that day)
green bean casserole
baked stuffing
cranberry cylinder
thanksgiving turkey
mince pie
mashed potatoes
warm gravy
bread roll
Thanksgot 2 Thanksgetting (enchantment degradation) Variable All turns of Thanksgetting
All Is Forgiven 10 Amnesiac Ale 30 turns
  • Level 5
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
Christmessy 5 mentholated wine 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
Wassailing You 5 Feliz Navidad 40 turns
  • Level 3
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
Hip to the Jive 10 Hot Socks at the Speakeasy 50 turns
  • +2 Fam Exp/Fight
  • +20 Fam Damage
  • Can purchase up to 3 drinks per day
Turkey-Friendly 5 Friendly Turkey 25 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Drunk
  • Drink dropped by Fist Turkey if you are level 1-3
  • Up to 5 per day can drop
Smart Drunk 20 vintage smart drink 1 turn
  • Item Loss
  • 10 Drunk
  • +120 Max HP
  • CS reward for the Hot Resistance test
Toothy Grin 5 Jack-O-Lantern beer 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
Crimbeau'd 10 Crimbeau de toilette 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
  • +25% Items
  • +50% Meat
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect 10 The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 100 turns
  • Level 6
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
  • +100% Items
  • +100% Meat
  • +100% Max MP
  • +100% Initiative
  • +100% Weapon Damage
  • +200% Spell Damage
  • +25 DR
Party on Your Skin 5 Party-in-a-Can™ 50 turns
  • Level 4
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
  • +50% Max HP & MP
  • +3 Res All
Cute Vision 5 cute mushroom 50 turns
  • Level 6
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Spleen
Heavy Petting 5 Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
  • -10% All Attributes
Boxing Day Glow 5 body spradium 100 turns
  • Boxing Daycare access
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
  • +50% Meat
Joy 10 abstraction: joy 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Beastly Flavor 3 beastly paste 10 turns
  • Level 4
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Spleen
Gleam-Inducing 5 gleaming oyster egg 50 turns
  • Level 5
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
Cold Hearted 10 (↓) love song of icy revenge (potion) 5 turns Item Loss
  • 4x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
  • +20 (↓) Moxie
Blue Swayed 5 (↓) pulled blue taffy (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
  • +10 (↓) Fam Exp/Fight
  • 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
She Ate Too Much Candy 25 (↓) prunets (potion) 5 turns Item Loss
  • Bonus = turns remaining, capped at 25
  • 5x to max the effect (+more to maintain)
Robot Friends 20 silver face paint (potion) 1 turn Item Loss
  • CS reward for the -CF test
Over-Familiar With Dactyls 5 Friendliness Beverage (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Man's Worst Enemy 5 disintegrating spiky collar (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
Work For Hours a Week 5 Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week (potion) 100 turns Item Loss
Spookyravin' 10 Stephen's secret formula (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Healthy Green Glow 10 irradiated pet snacks (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
Human-Fish Hybrid 10 Gene Tonic: Fish (potion) 30 turns Item Loss
Human-Machine Hybrid 5 Gene Tonic: Construct (potion) 30 turns Item Loss
Kindly Resolve 5 resolution: be kinder (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Loyal Tea 5 cuppa Loyal tea (potion) 30 turns Item Loss
Sweet Incentive 5 sugar bunny (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Warm Shoulders 5 shoulder-warming lotion (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy 5 shrimp cocktail (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Green Tongue 5 green snowcone (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Black Tongue black snowcone (potion)
Heart of Green 3 green candy heart (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
Bestial Sympathy 3 half-orchid (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
Whole Latte Love 10 gingerbread spice latte (potion) 30 turns Item Loss
Unbarking Dogs 10 dog ointment (potion) 20 turns Item Loss
Squirming Like a Toad 5 powdered toad horn (potion) 10 turns Item Loss
Crocodile Tear 10* temporary teardrop tattoo (potion) 15 turns
Greased-Up Familiar 5 sea grease (potion) 40 turns
Bureaucratized 10 Path of the Mole (~12 advs) at Mt. Molehill 20 turns
Phairly Pheromonal 4 Seaside Megalopolis 20 turns
  • Obtained at Seaside Megalopolis after a specific series of choices made in staggered noncombats
extremely well-fed 10 moveable feast 20 combat turns Use of boon
  • +10% Moxie
  • Can use the boon 5 times per day on different familiars

Penalties

Note that the weight decrease of the three Bad Moon effects does not stack (but the attribute bonuses do).

Source Source Type Penalty Duration Cost Prereq Notes
rat head balloon Fam Equip -3 Equipped Slot
das boot Fam Equip -10 Equipped Slot
little bitty bathysphere Fam Equip -20 Equipped Slot
Drunkula's wineglass Off-Hand Item -30 Equipped Slot 100 Mys
  • Prevents you from using skills and spells and combat items
  • Allows adventuring while falling-down drunk
Animal Exploiter Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Once Bitten, Twice Shy Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon
Scent of a Kitchen Elf Effect -50% 10 turns 1x adv Bad Moon

See Also

Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · XPBoost · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
Stat Limit


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