Fallen Archfiend
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 You're fighting a Fallen Archfiend
This thing used to be an Archfiend, until it failed in its evil duties and was cast down. Er, up. Let's call it sideways.
Hit Message(s):
It arches up and kicks you in the <bung>. What a heel! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! (hot damage)
It bites you in the <bung> with its big sharp pointy teeth. Ow! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
It kicks you with its big, flat feet. It's like getting smacked with an iron. A hot iron. Oof! Eek! Argh! (hot damage)
It stuffs you full of fattening, artificial food. You feel sick. Eek! Eek! (hot damage)
Critical Hit Message:
It glares at you and the arches on its head flash a bright gold. "Now you will see my true power, adventurer," it says, and delivers a super-sized, grease-dripping, artery-clogging beat-down. Eek! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
Miss Message(s):
It tries to kick you in the <bung>, but its flat feet keep it from hurting you.
It tries to bite you, but stops to rub its poor flat feet.
It tries to kick you with its big, flat feet, but they just bounce off your big, flat head.
It tries to stuff you full of fattening food, but you're not a member of the fast food nation.
Fumble Message:
He glares at you and his arches glow a bright gold. "Now you will see my true... my true... ugh..." the fiend clutches his right arm, shouts "I'm comin', Elizabeth!" and falls down.
 | You gain 36-54 Meat. |
Occurs at The Dark Heart of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate.
References
- "Fallen arches" and "flat feet" refer to the same medical condition.
- The infernal insoles item drop is a further reference to this, as insoles can be worn to treat flat feet.
- His eyebrows look like the symbol for evil golden arches.
- "Golden Arches" have become synonymous for the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain.
- The miss message about "a member of the fast food nation" refers to the book Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser, a book that exposes the evils of the fast food industry.
- "I'm comin', Elizabeth!", seen in the fumble message, was a catchphrase of Redd Foxx's character on Sanford and Son, who would frequently try to get out of situations by faking a heart attack.
- "I'm comin', Elizabeth!", seen in the fumble message, is also a reference to the movie Shrek 2, and is likely, indirectly, a reference to the aforementioned show as well.
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