The F'c'le

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The F'c'le
Location	The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise)
Unlocks	Win Insult Beer Pong while completing Cap'm Caronch Quest
Min Stat	None
Combat %	80.0
ML	100
Special adventures
Clover	none
Bad Moon	?
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The F'c'le is located at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are required to adventure here. Without either, you will see this message: You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

chatty pirate -- (edit metadata)
chatty pirate	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: 52-76 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

cleanly pirate -- (edit metadata)
cleanly pirate	Item Drops: Swabbie™ swab, Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste Quest Items: rigging shampoo Meat Drop: 49-72 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
clingy pirate (female)	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: Only occurs as a male character.

clingy pirate -- (edit metadata)
clingy pirate (male)	Item Drops: bit of clingfilm Meat Drop: 52-78 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: Only occurs as a female character.

creamy pirate -- (edit metadata)
creamy pirate	Item Drops: cream stout, creamsicle, Oil of Parrrlay Quest Items: ball polish Meat Drop: 49-73 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

crusty pirate -- (edit metadata)
crusty pirate	Item Drops: barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm Meat Drop: 52-76 Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: stench Elemental Weakness: cold and sleaze Physical Resistance: None

curmudgeonly pirate -- (edit metadata)
curmudgeonly pirate	Item Drops: all-purpose cleaner, curmudgel, grumpy old man charrrm, handful of sawdust Quest Items: mizzenmast mop Meat Drop: ? Substat Gain: 25 Monster Level: 100 Moxie for No Hit*: 107 Monster Defense: 100 Hit Points: 90 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Non-combat Adventures

Chatterboxing
Chatterboxing	Fight chatty fire with chatty fire: 100-120 Cheek Distract them with shiny objects: With a valuable trinket, escape (does not cost an adventure) and banish the chatty pirate from the Adventure Queue for several turns; otherwise lose ~14 HP Ride it out: 100-120 Strengthliness Jump overboard: 100-120 Mysteriousness, lose ~12-14 HP cold damage

The Chamber Music of the Sea
The Chamber Music of the Sea	Substat Gain: 50 Mysteriousness

Come on Baby, Find My Pliers
Come on Baby, Find My Pliers	Substat Gain: 50 Strengthliness

An Impractical Joke
An Impractical Joke	Substat Gain: 50 Cheek

A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
A Fledgling Pirate Is You!	Item Drops: pirate fledges Meat Drops: 3000 Note: Only occurs after using ball polish, rigging shampoo and mizzenmast mop. Note: A one-time adventure.

Notes

• F'c'le (focal or fuck-all) is a pun on "fo'c's'le"; which is the common abbreviation of "forecastle", the compartment of a ship or boat directly aft of the bow (AKA "behind" the "front" or "pointy end"), often used as crew quarters.