Evil trumpet-playing mariachi
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 You're fighting an evil trumpet-playing mariachiThis is an evil mariachi armed with a trumpet. Not a cool muted jazz trumpet, but a brassy, brazen, blast-your-brain-out-your-ears sort of trumpet. And that's exactly what he intends to do with it.
And failing that, he'll just pummel you with it.
Hit Message(s):
He shoves his trumpet where the sun don't shine. Then he pulls it out of the shady nook he found and beats you with it. Ugh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
He makes a pretty good attempt at blasting your brain out your ears, as advertised. Ouch! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to empty his spit valve on you, but it's already empty. He'll have to do another spit take later.
He tries to hit a high C on his trumpet, but fails and takes a few minutes to work on his chops.
He starts to swing his trumpet at you, but pauses to consider whether using his instrument as a bludgeon might be a bad idea.
He trumpets his accomplishments loudly. Good for him.
He starts to attack you, but has to stop to empty his spit valve. Ewww.
He swings his trumpet at you, but you back out of the way. Now he wishes he'd been a trombonist instead.
He tries to shove his trumpet where the sun don't shine, but you insist all of your orifices get equal sun exposure.
Fumble Message:
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
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