Evil spaghetti cultist
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 You're fighting an Evil spaghetti cultistYou have encountered some sort of weird cultist. You know he's a cultist because he's wearing dark red robes with a hood that covers his face, and he keeps chanting stuff like "Vermicelli, capellini, orecchiette, ziti!" over and over.
That and he's trying to stab you with one of those little curved daggers that cultists seem to like.
Hit Message(s):
He whips you with a wet noodle. When that fails to get your attention, he just stabs you. Argh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
He starts telling you about the body thetans and how important it is to hit yourself in the <groin> to make them go away. He makes a pretty convincing argument, so... Ooh! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
He rearranges the letters in your name, droning on about how important it is to read your anagrams.
He attempts to offer you up as a sacrifice to his dark gods, but you dodge.
He forces you to watch a cult film, but you sit back and make fun of it.
He starts to swing at you with his little curved knife, but you make fun of its size and he gets all flustered.
He tries to whip you with a wet noodle, but you use your noodle and dodge.
He raises his arms, calling upon his demonic overlords to smite you. Nothing happens. He looks a bit miffed.
He charges at you with a threatening scream, but trips over the hem of his robe and falls down. You wince sympathetically.
Fumble Message:
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
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