Evil Teddy Bear

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• Regular message:

  <name> leaps at your opponent, sinking its fel felt claws and teeth into his head, causing X damage. Your opponent rips <name> off of him violently, causing stuffing to go flying.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> winks like an evil leprechaun from under the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does a Danse Macabre around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name>'s fangs poke through the wax lips.

[edit] Arena Messages

• When entered in an obstacle course:

  <name> has a tough time with the mud pits in the obstacle course, because he keeps soaking up the mud instead of running through it.

[edit] References

• The second line of the haiku is a reference to the Elvis Presley song, "Teddy Bear."
• The "Danse Macabre" mentioned in the miniature gravy-covered maypole message is a reference to either the medieval allegory on the universality of death, the tone poem by Camille Saint-Saëns, the book by Stephen King, or a reference to the song by The Faint, "Danse Macabre".
• Teddy bears in the Super Nintendo game EarthBound were used to absorb damage, and died after taking a few hits.
• The Evil Teddy Bear may also be a reference to the Tediz Bastards from the video game, "Conker's Bad Fur Day."