Epic Weapons

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There are six Epic Weapons that can be obtained in the Kingdom of Loathing, one for each class. These epic weapons all share similar properties: they each boost the appropriate class's main stat, but this bonus only applies to that class. All of these weapons have a power of 50, and a similar creation method. The first step is meatsmithing a big rock with an ingredient bought from the Hermit, and the second step is meatsmithing the result with one of your character's starting items. Therefore, it is quite easy to make these weapons even in Hardcore, with less than 1000 meat and only a few adventures. As of NS13, there is a guild quest which involves the making of your character's class Epic Weapon, and eventually leads to creating a Legendary Epic Weapon.

The Seal Clubber's Epic Weapon is Bjorn's Hammer
The Turtle Tamer's Epic Weapon is the Mace of the Tortoise
The Pastamancer's Epic Weapon is the Pasta of Peril
The Sauceror's Epic Weapon is the 5-Alarm Saucepan
The Disco Bandit's Epic Weapon is the Disco Banjo
The Accordion Thief's Epic Weapon is the Rock and Roll Legend

[edit] Recipe Guide

	Hermit Item	Meatsmithing+big rock	Weapon?	Meatsmithing	Starting Inventory Item	Recipe	Epic Weapon
Seal Clubber	seal tooth seal tooth		seal-toothed rock seal-toothed rock		seal-clubbing club seal-clubbing club		Bjorn's Hammer Bjorn's Hammer
Turtle Tamer	Chisel chisel		stone turtle stone turtle		turtle totem turtle totem		Mace of the Tortoise Mace of the Tortoise
Pastamancer	petrified noodles petrified noodles		spaghetti with rock-balls spaghetti with rock-balls		pasta spoon pasta spoon		Pasta of Peril Pasta of Peril
Sauceror	jabañero pepper jabañero pepper		heavy hot sauce heavy hot sauce		saucepan saucepan		5-Alarm Saucepan 5-Alarm Saucepan
Disco Bandit	banjo strings banjo strings		stone banjo stone banjo		disco ball disco ball		Disco Banjo Disco Banjo
Accordion Thief	hot buttered roll hot buttered roll		heart of rock and roll heart of rock and roll		stolen accordion stolen accordion		Rock and Roll Legend Rock and Roll Legend