There are six Epic Accessories in the Kingdom of Loathing, one for each class. They are obtained by defeating the demonic Nemesis in A Volcanic Cave.
Epic Accessories all share similar properties: they require 45 points in the appropriate class's main stat, and they boost their class's main stat by 11 (but only for that class). They also have another enchantment related to their class's strengths.
- The Seal Clubber's Epic Accessory is the Claw of the Infernal Seal
- The Turtle Tamer's Epic Accessory is the Garter of the Turtle Poacher
- The Pastamancer's Epic Accessory is the Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
- The Sauceror's Epic Accessory is the Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
- The Disco Bandit's Epic Accessory is the Bling of the New Wave
- The Accordion Thief's Epic Accessory is the La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez