Enter The Hoboverlord

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Enter The Hoboverlord

You march the length of the town square and burst into the massive fortress of junk that Hodgman, the Hoboverlord, calls home.

You make your way to his throne room, and see him perched atop a makeshift chair. He's massive -- much bigger than you were expecting. He's old -- much older than you were expecting. He's bearded -- much more bearded than you were expecting. And based on the way he's muttering to himself, you're guessing that he's completely and utterly insane -- much the same as you were expecting.

• If Hodgman has been defeated:

[The Hoboverlord has already been defeated.]

• If Hodgman is in combat with another player:

[You can't do that right now because your clanmate <player name> is currently fighting the Hoboverlord.]

• Otherwise:

Hodgman, The Hoboverlord -- (edit metadata)

Hodgman, The Hoboverlord

Item Drops: hobo fortress blueprints, Hodgman's bow tie, Hodgman's porkpie hat, Hodgman's lobsterskin pants, Stuffed Hodgman, Hodgman's almanac, Hodgman's lucky sock, Hodgman's metal detector, Hodgman's blanket, Hodgman's varcolac paw, Hodgman's harmonica , Hodgman's garbage sticker, Hodgman's cane, Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat, Hodgman's whackin' stick, Hodgman's imaginary hamster, Hodgman's journal 1: The Lean Times, Hodgman's journal 2: Entrepreneurythmics, Hodgman's journal 3: Pumping Tin, Hodgman's journal 4: View From The Big Top, Hodgman's skivvies, tin cup of mulligan stew Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: ? Monster Level: ? Moxie for No Hit*: ? Hit Points: 25000? Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

You're not ready for this. You back away from the Hoboverlord.

Occurs in Hobopolis Town Square.