Empty suit of armor
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 You're fighting an empty suit of armorYou hear a creaking sound coming from behind you, and turn around to see an empty suit of armor step down from its pedestal between two paintings.
It pauses to grab an antique shield and spear from the wall behind it, and advances on you, malice in where its eyes would be if it actually had any eyes.
Hit Message(s):
It kicks you with a tarnished metal boot. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Ooh!
It chucks the antique spear at you. The spear lodges in your <lower back>, which doesn't hurt all that bad, but then the suit of armor pulls it back out, which hurts a lot. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek! Argh!
It clotheslines you with a tarnished metal arm. Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
It hits you with its antique shield, knocking you ass over teakettle onto the gallery floor. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow! Ooh!
Critical Hit Message:
It hops onto a set of decorative horse barding, which also comes to life. Mounted, the empty suit of armor charges you and spears you in the <lower back> with great force. Oof! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to kick you with a tarnished metal boot, but you do a quick boogie, and boot scoot out of the way.
It chucks its antique spear at you, sidestep it and it clatters to the floor in a cloud of dust that smells like Grandma's house.
It tries to clothesline you with a tarnished metal arm, but you disarm it and tarnish its reputation.
It tries to bash you with its shield, but you nimbly dash between its legs and avoid the impact.
Fumble Message:
It charges you, spear lowered, but its helmet falls off and it has to crawl around for a while comically attempting to find and reattach it.
Occurs at The Haunted Gallery.
Notes
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of poisoning you:
Infection rapidly sets in from the wound...
References
- "It tries to kick you with a tarnished metal boot, but you do a quick boogie, and boot scoot out of the way" is a reference to the song "Boot Scootin' Boogie," by country duo Brooks and Dunn.
- The critical hit message may refer to a similar scene from the Disney film Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
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