Elvish
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Elvish
Your brain is full of the mannerisms and customs of the ancient Pork Elves. When you walk, your hips gyrate like those of a moxious elf. When you talk, your lips curl in a sneer like that of a mighty elf. When you think, your thoughts are as mystic as the Pork Elves' favorite food, the fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich (renowned for its mystic nature).
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- The description is a reference to Elvis Presley's stage mannerisms and favorite food.
- This is also a reference to the character Imp Y Celyn from Soul Music by Terry Pratchett. A frequent theme in the book is that Imp Y Celyn appears to be elvish and is immersed in music.
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