Elegant animated nightstand
|Elegant animated nightstand|
|Locations||The Haunted Bedroom|
|Monster Parts||drawer, leg, top|
This nightstand is made of some costly imported wood from rapidly-being-deforested distant lands, and its clean lines are accented with purest baconstone and porquoise. It's understated, elegant, expensive, and extremely heavy.
It hops up and bonks you in the head with its ironwood top. It's like being headbutted by a bull. Oof! Ooh!
It slams its drawer open and pelts you with bits of the baconstone lining. It's the most expensive set of bruises you've ever gotten. Eek! Ouch!
It stomps on your instep with a weighty leg. You scream bloody murder. Ugh! Ooh!
It slams its ironwood drawer on your fingers. It's like getting hit by a bus, but all in your fingers. Argh! Ugh!
It ponderously bends one heavy leg and hits you in the shin, almost breaking your shinbone. Ouch! Ugh!
It falls over on top of you. It's like getting trapped under a refrigerator. Argh! Ugh!
It slides across the room and pins you against the wall, giving you a solid drubbing with its drawer pull while you gasp for air and feel your ribs start to crack. Ugh! Ouch! Ugh!
It hops up to bonk you in the head, but is so heavy it can't hop that high.
It slams its drawer open, but can't find anything inside to throw at you.
It tries to stomp on your instep, but you step out.
It slams its drawer shut, but you pulled your fingers away just in time.
It ponderously bends one heavy leg, telegraphing the kick so thoroughly that you have plenty of time to dodge.
It falls over, trying to pin you, but you leap aside at the last minute.
You point out that the level of ostentation this nightstand displays is hardly elegant, and that a more minimalist approach would be far more sublime. The nightstand retreats to ponder this. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.