Edwing Abbidriel

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Edwing Abbidriel
Monster ID 903
Locations Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)
Hit Points scales
Attack scales
Defense Scales with player stats
Initiative Indeterminate
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements Indeterminate
Resistance Indeterminate
Monster Parts Indeterminate
elf resistance button
refreshedit data
Edwing Abbidriel You're fighting Edwing Abbidriel

This elf is clearly off of his hobby horse. He's beyond the wall of sanity, making a fool's progress through a hidden canyon instead of taking the journey home. Clearly, years of desert solitaire have left him a voice crying in the wilderness.

Also, Hayduke lives!

Miss Message(s):

He says, "I'm not the bad guy here, man. Think about it. How many kneecaps have I broken? How many has the Don?"

He says, "just hold on a second, and let me tell you what the Don's up to. You're getting played like a violin, here!"

He says, "so you're absolutely sure that the most violent, morally bankrupt group of flightless waterfowl in the Kingdom is just trying to put a smile on children's faces?"

He says, "think about it, man. The Don isn't interested in bringing joy -- he's interested in lining his feathery pockets!"

He says, "think about it, man. When has the Don ever done anything that wasn't ultimately for his profit?"

He says, "think about it, man. All The Penguin Mafia wants is for everyone to have a happy Crimbo? Does that make any kind of sense to you?"

After Combat

Elfbutton.gifYou acquire an item: elf resistance button
You gain ? <substat>.

Edwing falls to his knees...

Occurs at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory.


  • Edwing Abbidriel does not appear to actually attack. He spends all his turns trying to convince you that he's really the good guy.
  • This monster cannot be copied.