EXtreme Ray of Something
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This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Cannelloni Cannon.
eXtreme Ray of Something
Type: Combat
MP Cost: 7
This spell fires a powerful ray of something at your opponent, dealing 10-16 points of damage.
| Source: | Guild Trainer
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| Price: | 3,200 Meat
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| Class: | Pastamancer
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| Level: | 4
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| Effect: | Deals (8-16)+((15*Mys)/100) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 134), and divisions are rounded down.
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| When Used:
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| You call forth an eXtreme Ray of <whatever>, dealing N damage to your opponent. |
This spell will invoke an eXtreme Ray of something, dealing elemental or physical damage. There are several spells for each type of damage. Examples:
- Bacon Grease
- Bonfires
- Burning Coals
- Scalding Coffee
- Sterno
- Toaster Ovens
- Freon
- Frozen Chickens
- Hailstones
- Ice Cubes
- Popsicles
- Sorbet
- Chattering Teeth
- Creepy Little Girls
- Plague Rats
- Spiders
- Spooky Noises
- Ammonia
- Moldy Cheese
- Paint Thinner
- Poo Gas
- Sewage
- Awkwardness
- Distastefulness
- Foul Language
- Perversion
- Pin-Ups
- Broken Glass
- Bullets
- Rusty Ball Bearings
- Switchblades
- Toenail Clippings
Notes
- Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +35.
- If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:
The Ray is almost too eXtreme to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.
References
- The stench ray of Poo Gas is a reference to the animated television series Freakazoid!, wherein the term "poo gas" is used by several characters to describe the stench of the sewers.
- The cold ray of Frozen Chickens may refer to the Chicken Gun myth, as tested on MythBusters.
- The spooky ray of Creepy Little Girls is a reference to a common horror motif. Creepy little girls have appeared in films like The Ring and The Shining, and video games like F.E.A.R..
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