Dyspepsi-Cola Knight
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 You're fighting a Dyspepsi-Cola KnightAs you make your way across the battlefield, you are surprised by a fully-armored knight in a Dyspepsi-Cola tabard, waving a two-handed sword over his head wildly and bellowing as he runs at you. Clearly an example of caffeine addiction. You wonder what a nice sword like that's doing on a knight like him.
Hit Message(s):
He bashes you with his sword, shouting "Drink it up!" Ouch! Ouch!
He belches a hideous belch at you. The air turns green, as does your face. Ugh! Argh!
He runs through your face with his sword. Argh! Ooh!
Critical Hit Message:
He chugs a can of cola, and bludgeons you with caffeine-fueled vigor. Oof! Eek! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He swings his sword at you, but is jittering too hard to actually hit.
He starts to charge you, but doubles over with a stomach cramp.
He starts to attack, but his sugar rush wears off and he falls asleep at the wheel. Er, of the horse. Asleep at the reins?
Fumble Message:
He charges at you, but his attack falls flat.
Occurs at A Battlefield (in Cloaca-Cola Uniform).
References
- "You wonder what a nice sword like that's doing on a knight like him" is a reference to the well known pick up line: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
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