Dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir
This is a bottle of Pinot Noir from Lord Spookyraven's wine collection. It was made on a dark and stormy night. This dame stomped grapes into it. She had legs 'til next Tuesday, and purple feet to die for.
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
( In-game plural: dusty bottles of Pinot Noir) Obtained From
- The Haunted Wine Cellar
- possessed wine rack
- skeletal sommelier
When Consumed
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- The item description is written in the style of a film noir voiceover. The description of "this dame" is particularly reminiscent of film appearances of fictional detectives Philip Marlowe and Sam Spade.
- "It was a dark and stormy night" is the beginning of the first sentence of Edward Bulwer-Lytton's infamously turgid novel Paul Clifford.
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