Drunken zombie half-orc hobo
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 You're fighting a drunken zombie half-orc hoboIn the ruins of Market Square, you're attacked by a Zombie Hobo! I mean, Hobos and zombies both tend to be sluggish, staggering, and slovenly dressed, so it's hard to tell. The main difference between a zombie hobo and a regular one is an increase in stench and a change in diet.
Hit Message(s):
He sluggishly slashes you with a broken bottle of Mad Train wine. Man, there's got to be an easier way to get alcohol into your bloodstream. Argh!
He gnaws on your brrrraaains. You'll never play the piano again. But, then again, you couldn't play the piano before. Ouch! Eek!
He staggers over and takes a bite out of your <shoulder>. Ooh! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but you distract him with an intact bottle.
He tries to gnaw on your brrraaains, but he chips his teeth on your thick skull.
He staggers over to bite you, but you stagger backwards with alacrity. Then you put down the alacrity.
Occurred at Market Square, 28 Days Later.
References
- The successful hit message about being able to play the piano references an old joke which goes like this:
- A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
- "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
- "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
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