Drunken Stupor

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A Drunken Stupor is what you go on when you adventure while too drunk. Generally, this is not good for your well-being. Adventuring in a stupor on St. Sneaky Pete's Day has some special results.

The first time you get a drunken stupor, the following message is added on to the end of the adventure:

If you attempt this adventure while you are sober, you will see the following message:

You can't adventure in a stupor unless you're actually in a stupor. Which you aren't.

Coyote Ugly (Meat Loss)
Coyote Ugly (Meat Loss)	Meat Drops: -10

Gutterbound
Gutterbound	Substat Gain: -3 Smarm

Hey, baby. Wanna wrestle?
Hey, baby. Wanna wrestle?	Substat Gain: -3 Muscleboundness

The Too-Much Booze Blues
The Too-Much Booze Blues	Substat Gain: -1 Muscleboundness, -1 Wizardliness, -1 Smarm

What's that smell?
What's that smell?	Meat Drops: 3

Location specific stupors

Unlike regular Drunken Stupors, these do not cost an adventure, and they have no harmful effects.

• Fernswarthy's Basement:
  I know you've got fond memories of stumbling around your parents' basement in a drunken stupor, but this isn't that kind of basement.

• Guild Hall challenges:
  You're too drunk to attempt the challenge.

• The Cake-Shaped Arena:
  Susie glares at you.
  "You're too drunk to even tell the difference between your familiar and the House Familiar. Come back when you sober up."

• The Casino (Goat Party Slot, Pirate Party Slot and Lemon Party Slot only):
  You're too drunk to gamble.

• The Daily Dungeon:
  You're too drunk to spelunk, as it were.

• The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave:
  You're too drunk to mess around in a cave.

• The Hedge Maze:
  You're too drunk to screw around in a hedge maze. Did I ever tell you about the time I got drunk and screwed around in a hedge maze?
  No?
  Wanna know why I never told you about that? Because it never happened. I was too drunk to screw around in a hedge maze, so I didn't do it.

• The Hidden City:
  You're too drunk to screw around in a jungle, bungling or otherwise.

• PvPing:
  You're too drunk to pick a fight. Somehow.

• The Shore, Inc.:
  You're too drunk to go on vacation. Which makes sense, somehow. Trust me.

• The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs):
  You attempt to start ascending the tower, but you trip on the first step because you're drunk. You lose interest and wander off.

• The Sorceress' Chamber (including freeing King Ralph):
  Trust me -- you're going to want to be sober for this confrontation...

• The Typical Tavern (pre-quest):
  You never thought this would happen, but you're too drunk to screw around in the cellar of a bar.

Notes

• Being drunk does not prevent the Feast of Boris or El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos monsters from appearing.
• You can get eggs on Oyster Egg Day while drunk.