Drunk duck
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Does this duck really drop tequila, vodka and whiskey, or was this confused with mean drunk duck?
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 You're fighting a drunk duckThis duck, after having been driven into the Shady Thicket, apparently stumbled onto Farmer McMillicancuddy's still. And it's still drunk.
Hit Message(s):
It breaks the neck off a bottle and slices you with it. It's a remarkably inefficient way to get alcohol in your bloodstream. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Argh!
It vomits on you. Acidic! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Eek!
It waddles straight into your shins, knocking you down. Remember kids, don't drink and waddle. Eek! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Eek!
It belches a highly flammable belch at you. Your eyes water. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)
Critical Hit Message:
It hops into a nearby bitchin' meatcar and tries to drive away from the fight. However, inebriation + feathers - thumbs = you getting run over. Remember kids, if you don't have thumbs, don't drink and drive. Oof! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to vomit on you, but you dodge this corrosion; you've got nothing to say you ain't said before.
It belches a highly flammable belch, but you duck out of the way. Get it? Duck! Ha!
It waddles toward you, but gets pulled over for a WUI.
It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.
Fumble Message:
It jumps into a bitchin' meatcar, intent on running you down. It's so drunk, though, that it only manages to plow into a nearby tree. Don't drink and drive - won't someone think of the trees?
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References
- The miss message involving 'this corrosion' reference the song "This Corrosion" by The Sisters of Mercy.
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