Dreadsylvania/Skeletons

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This describes how the Skeletons in Dreadsylvanian Castle are named.

Skeleton Identification

Prisoners are identified by three lines of data.

Prisoner: #<6-digit-id>: <Name>
Sentence: <Length> <Unit> <Optional Location>
Crime: <Elemental Evil>

The <6-digit-id> can be zero padded.

Skeleton Name Format

The format of <Name> is

An <Skeletal Nickname> takes one of the two forms:

  • General <Word> <Bone>
  • Elemental <Word> <Bone>
Nickname <Word>s
General
  • Big
  • Black
  • Blue
  • Brittle
  • Broken
  • Brown
  • Busted
  • Chipped
  • Cracked
  • Dusty
  • Fat
  • Green
  • Grey
  • Jagged
  • Knobby
  • Little
  • Orange
  • Purple
  • Red
  • Split
  • Thick
  • Thin
  • Three
  • Tiny
  • Two
  • White
  • Yellow
Cold
  • Arctic
  • Chill
  • Chilly
  • Cold
  • Cool
  • Freezin'
  • Frigid
  • Frosty
  • Frozen
  • Hyperborian
  • Icy
  • Shiverin'
  • Sub-Zero
Hot
  • Ashy
  • Blazing
  • Boiling
  • Broiling
  • Burnin'
  • Burnt
  • Cajun-Style
  • Charred
  • Fiery
  • Flaming
  • Melting
  • Parboiled
  • Pipin' Hot
  • Roasting
  • Scorching
  • Searing
  • Sizzling
  • Smokin'
  • Smoking
  • Blackened
Sleaze
  • Drippy
  • Engorged
  • Furtive
  • Greasy
  • Gropin'
  • Lascivious
  • Libertine
  • Licentious
  • Lusty
  • Pokin'
  • Prodding
  • Slatternly
  • Slick
  • Slippery
  • Throbbin'
  • Torrid
  • Turgid
Spooky
  • Bloodcurdlin'
  • Dead
  • Deadlight
  • Eerie
  • Eldritch
  • Freaky
  • Ghastly
  • Hollow
  • Howling
  • Moanin'
  • Moaning
  • Nightmarish
  • Shambling
  • Uncanny
  • Unnatural
  • Wailing
Stench
  • Dank
  • Fetid
  • Filthy
  • Foul
  • Gamy
  • Grody
  • Gross
  • Loathsome
  • Malodorous
  • Musty
  • Noxious
  • Pustulent
  • Putrid
  • Rancid
  • Rank
  • Rotten
  • Smelly
  • Stank
  • Stinky
  • Vile


Nickname <Bones>s

Armbone * Backbone * Bone * Bones * Carpal * Chinbone * Clavicle * Coccyx * Collarbone * Femur * Fibula * Humerus * Jaw * Jawbone * Kneecap * Knuckle * Knuckles * Legbone * Mandible * Metatarsus * Patella * Pelvis * Phalange * Radius * Rib * Ribs * Sacrum * Scapula * Shinbone * Skull * Socket * Sternum * Teeth * Tibia * Tooth * Ulna * Vertebrae

Skeleton Sentence Format

The <Length> of a sentence is always between 11 and 23 (inclusive) or one of 37 or 69. See Eleven, Twenty-three, and Thirty-seven for the significance of those numbers.

The <Unit> of time for the sentence is one of

  • Minutes
  • Hours
  • Days
  • Weeks
  • Fortnights
  • Months
  • Years
  • Decades
  • Lifetimes
  • Centuries

The <Optional Location> for the sentence is one of

  • in Boiling Oil
  • in Chains
  • in Solitary Confinement
  • in The Box
  • in Thumbscrews
  • in a Hanging Cage
  • in a Vat of Acid
  • in the Iron Maiden
  • of Flaying
  • of Sleep Deprivation
  • of Tickle Torture
  • of Water Torture
  • on the Judas Chair
  • on the Rack
  • on the Wheel of Pain

Skeleton Evil Format

All of the <Evil>s committed by skeletons are tied to their elements, some with elemental substituted words, eg truck contents.

Cold <Evil>s
  • breaking and entering an igloo
  • breaking into restaurants to sit in their walk-in freezers
  • building an igloo without a permit
  • causing an avalanche
  • chilly larceny
  • counterfeiting popsicles
  • criminal coolness
  • exhibiting lewd ice sculptures
  • extremely cold-blooded murder
  • hunting <Cold Animals> without a permit
  • ice-climbing in a restricted area
  • joyriding in a Zamboni
  • leaving the fridge open, cooling down the whole neighborhood
  • pelting <Target> with snowballs
  • selling ice cream without a permit
  • skiing in a restricted area
  • skinny-dipping in a frozen lake
  • snowboarding in a restricted area
  • stabbing a man with an icicle
  • stealing a crate of frozen dinners
  • stealing a refrigerator
  • stole a truck full of <Cold Truck>
  • theft of ice
  • trespassing in a freezer
Hot <Evil>s
  • aggravated arson
  • aggravated immolation
  • assault and battery and aggravated setting a guy on fire
  • bonfire-related vanity
  • burning down a <Hot Plant> plant.
  • burning down the house! 365 degrees!
  • burning garbage indoors
  • causing third-degree burns with well-crafted insults
  • double-arson
  • grand theft <Hot Theft>
  • juggling fire without a license
  • selling coffee that was too hot
  • serial arson
  • setting a liar's pants on fire
  • sleeping in a public fireplace
  • smuggling red-hot coals out of the neighbors' grills
  • spilling a five-gallon bottle of hot pepper sauce
  • stealing a truck full of <Hot Truck>
  • trespassing in an iron foundry
  • wasting too much firewood
Sleaze <Evil>s
  • aggravated greasiness
  • breaking into a <Sleaze Factory> factory
  • contaminating a swimming pool with <Sleaze Pool>
  • criminal skeeviness
  • illegally squatting in a grease trap
  • inappropriate dancing
  • installing a camera in a <Sleaze Room>
  • loudly telling lewd jokes in public
  • lurking in the bushes by a high school
  • lurking under the bleachers
  • making obscene phone calls
  • peepin'
  • public grunting
  • sexually explicit graffiti
  • sitting on a park bench, etc.
  • skinny-dipping in a wading pool at noon
  • stealing a tanker truck of <Sleaze Truck>
  • stealing magazines
  • trying to get kids to help find a lost puppy
  • wearing a trench coat with nothing on underneath and making sure everyone knew it
Spooky <Evil>s
  • aggravated soul theft
  • binding a book with human skin
  • calling from inside the house
  • going "bump" in the night
  • grand theft limb
  • having spooky eyes
  • hiding <Spooky Hideaway>
  • human taxidermy
  • illegally digging up bones under the gallows
  • killing a man in curdled blood
  • loitering in a mausoleum
  • lurking in crypts
  • lurking in the darkness
  • robbing one too many graves
  • shouting "BOO!" at pedestrians
  • skulking in dark foggy alleyways
  • terrorizing kids at Make-Out Point
  • tingling one too many spines
  • trespassing in a graveyard after midnight
  • vandalizing cars at Make-Out Point with a hook hand
Stench <Evil>s
  • aggravated crop-dusting
  • breaking into the sewage treatment plant
  • breaking wind in a crowded theater, inciting a panic
  • burning garbage
  • eating nothing but garlic and eggs then riding an elevator all day
  • going six months without bathing
  • grand theft outhouse
  • hanging out under the outhouse
  • holding up a garbage truck
  • loading squirt guns with garbage juice
  • pelting <Target> with rotten eggs
  • public rankness
  • robbing a sewer
  • robbing a skunk farm
  • setting a warehouse full of sulfur and hair clippings on fire
  • smuggling skunks in his pants
  • stealing a tanker truck full of <Stench Truck>
  • stinking up the place
  • using a toilet as a salad bowl
  • wiring all the restroom fans backwards


The <Cold Animals> are:

  • arctic terns
  • caribou
  • penguins
  • polar bears

The <Targets> are:

  • children
  • passers-by
  • preschoolers
  • pedestrians

The <Cold Truck>s are:

  • ice cream
  • popsicles
  • tv dinners

The <Hot Plant>s are:

  • Sri Racha processing
  • ghost pepper
  • jalapeño

The <Hot Theft>s are:

  • boiler
  • campfire
  • furnace
  • incinerator

The <Hot Truck>s are:

  • baked potatoes
  • ghost peppers
  • hot pockets
  • molten cheese

The <Sleaze Factory>s are:

  • bacon grease
  • fake butter
  • hair oil
  • lube

The <Sleaze Pool>s are:

  • bacon grease
  • hair oil
  • lubricant

The <Sleaze Truck>s are:

  • bacon grease
  • hair oil
  • lube

The <Sleaze Room>s are:

  • changing room
  • dressing room
  • locker room
  • restroom

The <Spooky Hideaway>s are:

  • behind the bathroom mirror
  • in a closet
  • under the bed

The <Stench Truck>s are:

  • corpse flowers
  • decomposing broccoli
  • garbage juice
  • rancid meat
  • sour milk