Doublewide

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Doublewide

In the depths of the Defiled Alcove (can an alcove really have depths, though?) you find a huge coffin. Really huge. Like big enough to fit two corpses. Two huge corpses.

Opening it would probably be dangerous, but then again, danger is your middle name. Isn't it?

conjoined zmombie -- (edit metadata)
conjoined zmombie	Item Drops: cranberries, cranberries, loose teeth Meat Drop: 224-338 Substat Gain: 53 Monster Level: 79 Moxie for No Hit*: 86 Hit Points: 120 Elemental Resistance: spooky Elemental Weakness: hot and stench Physical Resistance: none

Okay, so danger isn't your middle name. Your middle name is probably something dorky, like Eugene, or Arthur, or something. Ha ha.

• Does not cost an adventure.

Occurs in The Defiled Alcove.

References

• The text is probably a reference to Austin Powers, whose alleged middle name is "Danger."