Doppelga... aaaah!

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Doppelga... aaaah!

This section of the road seems a little menacing, but you try to keep a positive attitude. I mean, you've heard terrible things about crime and violence within the Distant Woods, but maybe it's not as bad as they say. Maybe it's just a bunch of hype.

Then you see an Adventurer who looks exactly like a lame version of you get beaten half to death with a two-by-four, and decide to get out of here as fast as humanly possible.

Running for your life is a pretty good workout.

Occurs at The Road to the White Citadel.

References

• The text in this adventure closely resembles dialogue from the movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. In one scene, Harold and Kumar are driving through a neighborhood that is rumored to be particularly hazardous for minorities. While trying to calm themselves down, they witness a pair of minorities who resemble themselves being randomly attacked on the sidewalk. Harold and Kumar flee immediately. The scene goes as follows:

  Kumar: Now we're in Newark, of all places. You know we're gonna get shot.

  Harold: Maybe it's not as bad as they say. Maybe it's just a bunch of hype.

  Kumar: Check it out. Those guys look like a lame version of us.

  [2 guys get jumped and beaten with a 2x4 and other weapons]

  Harold, Kumar: Holy shit!

  [assailants stop beating up 2 guys, look up and pause, then continue with the assaults while the 2 men lay on the ground moaning]

  Harold: Let's get the fuck outta here. Go! Go! Drive! Drive!

• A doppelgänger is a duplicate or near-duplicate of a person (in this case, the "Adventurer who looks exactly like a lame version of you").