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Don't Mess with the Bull...

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Don't Mess with the Bull...
Don't Mess with the Bull...

As you round a bend in a corridor in Noob Cave, you encounter an angry-looking ogre standing next to a pile of skulls. One at a time, he picks up the skulls and cracks them with a hammer, before throwing them back into the pile.

All of a sudden, he turns in your direction, grunting "What's that ruckus?" You briefly consider asking him to describe the ruckus, but decide instead that discretion is the better part of not getting your skull cracked. You climb up through the acoustical tiling and start making your way back toward the entrance of the cave.

On the way, you start making up a joke about a cave with acoustical tiling, but you don't quite make it to the punchline before you lose interest.

You pat yourself on the back for having made such a smooth escape.

You gain 1 Sarcasm.

Occurs at Noob Cave.

References

  • This adventure is one big reference to the movie The Breakfast Club:
    • Principal Vernon locks up John Bender in a closet. After Vernon leaves, John escapes through the acoustic tiling and begins to tell a joke about a woman who walks into a bar with a duck on her head. As he nears the punchline, he falls through the tiling into the library, creating a ruckus that causes Principal Vernon to enter the library and yell "What's that ruckus?" He interrogates the remaining students, one of whom asks Vernon "Can you describe the ruckus?"
  • Principal Vernon also made a comment about "cracking skulls" in the movie, hence the ogre cracking skulls with a hammer. He also warns: "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!"
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