Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure

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Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure is only one of three great destinations of The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency. All trips cost three adventures and 500 meat, and all substat gains here are Muscle gains.

Bang!
Bang!	Item Drops: stick of dynamite

Give 'em Enough Rope
Give 'em Enough Rope	Substat Gain: Gain 0.45*<mainstat> in Beefiness

In the Desert
In the Desert	Substat Gain: Gain 0.45*<mainstat> in Fortitude

The Luckiest Vacation ever
The Luckiest Vacation ever	Item Drops: ten-leaf clover

Man Down at the Hoedown
Man Down at the Hoedown	Substat Gain: Gain 0.45*<mainstat> in Beefiness

The Reckonin'
The Reckonin'	Substat Gain: Gain 0.45*<mainstat> in Muscleboundness

Roadblocker
Roadblocker	Substat Gain: Gain 0.45*<mainstat> in Fortitude

Singin' the Same Old Song
Singin' the Same Old Song	Item Drops: rhinestone cowboy shirt Note: Will not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill. Note: Occurs for male characters only.

The Tablecloths Have Turned
The Tablecloths Have Turned	Item Drops: gingham blouse Note: Will not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill. Note: Occurs for female characters only.

Testing Grounds, 1... 2... 3...
Testing Grounds, 1... 2... 3...	Item Drops: anticheese

An Unladen Buzzard
An Unladen Buzzard	Item Drops: 3 coconut shells