Digital underground dweller
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 You're fighting a digital underground dwellerThis underground dweller is a member of a tribe that does eldritch, sinister things with ones and zeros. You find yourself wishing you'd encountered an analog underground dweller, instead -- they have a much warmer, organic sound. As it is, you'd better stop what you're doing, because he's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.
Hit Message(s):
He just grabs you in the biscuits. Wherever those are. It hurts. Oof!
He says he likes his beats funky, then funkily beats you. Ooh!
He shoots an arrow like cupid. Since it's not a poison arrow, it doesn't go through your heart, but it does pierce your elbow. Eek!
He says, "Come here, are you ticklish?" and tickles you until you fall down. Ow!
He eats up all your crackers and your licorice. Wait, that wasn't licorice -- OW! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
He limps to the side like his leg is broken, shaking and twitching kind of like he was smoking. One of his flailing arms clips you right upside the head and you see stars. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to just grab you in the biscuits, but you don't have any biscuits.
He says he likes his beats funky, but isn't funky enough to beat you.
He shoots an arrow like cupid, but you dodge.
He says, "Come here, are you ticklish?" but you don't know that guy, and you're not going over there.
He tries to eat up all your crackers and your licorice, but you don't have any crackers or licorice.
Fumble Message:
He limps to the side like his leg was broken, and then his prosthetic nose falls off and he has to tie it back on. He should have stuck with prosthetic foreheads instead.
Occurs at Mt. Molehill.
References
- This adventure references the "alternative rap group" Digital Underground. Its leader, Shock G, sometimes wears a prosthetic nose in the guise of his alter ego "Humpty Hump".
- "You'd better stop what you're doing, because he's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to" is a lyric from Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance"
- The prosthetic forehead refers to a piece of familiar equipment, which in turn is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song "We Want A Rock".
- "You don't know that guy, and you're not going over there," refers to they They Might Be Giants song "Bastard Wants to Hit Me".
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