Dented harmonica

dented harmonica

This harmonica, like its succession of down-on-their-luck, transient owners, has seen the far corners of the world, and better days. It's enough to give you a bad case of the Traveler's Blues.

Type: ranged weapon (1-handed horn)
Power: 20

Selling Price: 12 Meat.

Enchantment:
Mysticality +1

(In-game plural: dented harmonicas)

You play a sad, bluesy riff on your harmonica. <It> starts to cry, taking X melancholy damage. ZOT! BOOF! SPLAT!

You put on your yarmulke and play the harmonica. Well, you don't really have a yarmulke, but your playing is so bad it does X damage to your opponent. WHAM! BOINK! WHACK!

You huff and puff wildly through the harmonica, playing a blistering succession of notes. <It> gets X damage worth of blisters. ZOT! POW! WHACK!

You play a ten-minute solo on your harmonica. <It> bashes <itself> with a rock to make the pain stop, taking X damage. WHAMMO! BOOF! WHAMMO!