Demoninja
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 You're fighting a DemoninjaA big red ninja with horns stands before you.
"I am the Demoninja," he says. "Allow me to demonstrate the myriad ways in which I can whoop your ass."
Hit Message(s):
He demonstrates how sharp his ninja sword is by monogramming your <knee>. Ooh! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)
He demonstrates how easy it is to slice, dice, and make Julienne Fries of your ass. Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! (hot damage)
He demonstrates how easy it is to beat up a puny adventurer like yourself. Ow! Eek! (hot damage)
He demonstrates how much flesh his talons can tear off of your <knee>. Ow! Oof! Oof! Ugh! (hot damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He pulls out a razor-sharp katana. "Now, this katana," he says, "will never need sharpening because it has our patent-pending, breathable, Infernium(tm) blade!" He swipes it across your <knee> several times. "NOW how much would you pay?" Argh! Ow! Oof! (hot damage)
Miss Message(s):
He demonstrates how even a big scary Demoninja can spectacularly fail to hit someone.
He demonstrates how ineffective it is to try to hit someone who is dodging for his/her life.
He demonstrates how hard it is to see to hit someone when you're wearing a ninja mask.
He demonstrates how hard it is to claw someone who is fleeing for his/her life.
Fumble Message:
He pulls out a katana and swishes it through the air. "See, this katana has our patent-pending Infernium blade, which is guaranteed to never break!" Of course, as he says that, the katana breaks in half.
Occurs at The Dark Elbow of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate.
References
- "He demonstrates how sharp his sword is by monogramming your <knee>" is probably a reference to the masked vigilante Zorro, who was fond of using his sword to carve the letter "Z" into his opponent's clothes.
- The second hit message is a reference to the Veg-O-Matic, a kitchen gadget that inspired one of the earliest television infomercials. Part of its sales pitch was, "It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries!"
- The critical hit message is reminiscent of the old infomercials for Ginsu brand knives. The phrase "NOW how much would you pay?" is one often used in infomercials.
- The fumble message may refer to a now-infamous clip of a home shopping channel salesperson injuring himself by accidentally breaking a katana blade on a tabletop.
- This monster's name is a play on words; he is both a demon ninja and a "demo" (i.e. demonstration) ninja.
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