Rare Items
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A rare item is an item which exists in the Kingdom but is either difficult or very expensive (usually both) to obtain.
Some rares are extremely rare drops in the Kingdom (such as the Ultra Rares) while others are items which can only be obtained as special gifts (such as the Radio Free Regalia). Still others are items which once dropped in the Kingdom but no longer do, such as the gasmask. Some are gifts which were given to everyone on a specific date, such as the Crimbo pressie. Also included are Hacked Items, as well as items used solely for testing and never available outside of exploits. Really rare and special non-rare items are listed near the bottom of the page; the rare items near the top are in no particular order.
Ultra-rare drops
Special Gifts
Gifts still available
Mafia Prizes
Hacked Items
These items have been hacked from the database.
Items used for testing
Items that no longer drop
These are items that that do not exist in great quantity in the Kingdom and for which there is no way any more will exist (unless they are reimplemented). Previous Mr. Store Monthly Specials are listed below this entry. Less-rare special event items that no longer drop are listed near the bottom of the page.
  beet beet
  chunk of depleted Grimacite chunk of depleted Grimacite
  comfy blanket comfy blanket
  control crystal control crystal (and by extension:   crystallized memory crystallized memory, and   floaty inverse geode floaty inverse geode)
  Crimbo pressie Crimbo pressie (and by extension:   wrapping paper wrapping paper, present present,   Crimbo hat Crimbo hat,   Crimbo pants Crimbo pants and   Crimbo sword Crimbo sword)
  Crimbo stocking Crimbo stocking (and by extension   small Crimbo Pressie small Crimbo Pressie, and the special Crimbo gifts mentioned below)
  extra special Crimbo stocking extra special Crimbo stocking
  gasmask gasmask
  guild application guild application
  Emblem of Ak'gyxoth Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
  hemp backpack hemp backpack
  Idol of Ak'gyxoth Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Mr. Container Mr. Container
- Newbiesport™ backpack Newbiesport™ backpack
- Old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie (and by extension the special Crimbo 2007 gifts mentioned below)
  throbbing rage gland throbbing rage gland
  Tropical Crimbo pressie tropical Crimbo pressie (and by extension:   tropical wrapping paper tropical wrapping paper,   Tropical Crimbo Hat Tropical Crimbo Hat,   Tropical Crimbo Shorts Tropical Crimbo Shorts,   Tropical Crimbo Sword Tropical Crimbo Sword and the special Crimboween gifts mentioned below)
  Underworld trunk Underworld trunk (and by extension:   Staff of the Woodfire Staff of the Woodfire,   Underworld flail Underworld flail and   Underworld truncheon Underworld truncheon)
  Underworld acorn Underworld acorn
  zombie pineal gland zombie pineal gland (and by extension:   pirate zombie head pirate zombie head,   pirate zombie robot head pirate zombie robot head,   ninja pirate zombie robot head ninja pirate zombie robot head and   ninja pirate zombie robot ninja pirate zombie robot)
Previous Mr. Store items
2005
2006
2007
2008
2009
Custom Items
A custom item is a one-of-a-kind item specially designed for a specific player. These items are given out (in the words of Mr. Skullhead) "for whatever we feel like".
Really rares
Untradeable Special Items
  astronaut ice-cream astronaut ice-cream (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)
  blue glowstick blue glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIII)
  blue ribbon blue ribbon (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VII)
  blue traffic cone blue traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day V)
  flashing novelty button flashing novelty button (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII - X, XII)
- green traffic cone green traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV)
- green glowstick green glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IX)
  "Humorous" T-shirt "Humorous" T-shirt (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
  Junior LAAAAME merit badge Junior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory)
- Mob Penguin protection contract Mob Penguin protection contract
  Mr. Exploiter Mr. Exploiter (can be purchased from Uncle P's Antiques)
- orange glowstick orange glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day VIII)
- orange traffic cone orange traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day I)
- pink glowstick pink glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day X)
  pirate hook pirate hook (given to certain players on September 19th, 2005 (Talk Like a Pirate Day))
- purple glowstick purple glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XIV)
  outrageous sombrero outrageous sombrero (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
- red traffic cone red traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day III)
  rose-colored glasses rose-colored glasses (obtained from the A Suspicious-Looking Guy while during The Gray Plague)
  Senior LAAAAME merit badge Senior LAAAAME merit badge (reward from The LAAAAME Observatory -- only 68 exist)
  tattered paper crown tattered paper crown (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XV-XXI), and by extension,   vanilla-frosted king cake vanilla-frosted king cake, banana-frosted king cake banana-frosted king cake, blueberry-frosted king cake blueberry-frosted king cake, and chocolate-frosted king cake chocolate-frosted king cake, though curiously, not the   pink plastic baby pink plastic baby, brown plastic baby brown plastic baby, blue plastic baby blue plastic baby, and red plastic baby red plastic baby, as they are rare but actually tradeable.
  The Spirit of Crimbo The Spirit of Crimbo
  Time Juice Time Juice (given to all players after The Council of Loathing time juice fund ended)
  Time sleigh time sleigh (given as a reward for saving Uncle Crimbo during Crimboween)
  tin star tin star (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI, was originally tradeable)
  Unionize The Elves sign Unionize The Elves sign (dropped once per ascension at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory)
- yellow glowstick yellow glowstick (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XII)
- yellow traffic cone yellow traffic cone (St. Sneaky Pete's Day II)
  Yeti Protest Sign Yeti Protest Sign (dropped once per player at The Icy Peak)
  yield shield yield shield (St. Sneaky Pete's Day XXIII)
Promotional Items
These are items that are obtained by means of using a once-only "redemption code" given out at a promotional event, or in a promotional pack.
Special Items
These are items that dropped for a special event, that no longer drop at all, or are no longer craftable. These special items exist in too great a quantity to be listed next to rarer items. They are listed here to provide an account of items that can only be obtained through trading.
- Items that no longer drop
- Items that are no longer craftable
- Penguin Mafia non-raffle items
These items are likely to be available again if the Spectral Pickle Factory returns.
  Green beer green beer and strings of beads will likely be available on every St. Sneaky Pete's Day.
- Previous Radio KoL Contest Prizes
Formerly rare items
  beanbag chair beanbag chair (originally either a gift from Jick, or an item that never existed but was invented by a player who photoshopped a screenshot of his campground and bragged about non-existent items therein: more likely the latter, in fact)
  blood flower blood flower (originally dropped at The Icy Peak during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure)
  bone collar bone collar(originally leaked item from the Cake-Shaped Arena with a Comma Chameleon, before the Misshapen Animal Skeleton was implemented.)
  can of Red Minotaur can of Red Minotaur (originally hacked before it was implemented)
  demonskin trousers demonskin trousers (originally dropped, then stopped, reimplemented as a smithable item)
  dungeoneer's dungarees dungeoneer's dungarees (once dropped, then stopped, then dropped in a new location)
  Ent cider Ent cider (once dropped, then stopped, then was brought back)
  fez of etymology fez of etymology (became valuable when dictionaries became unsmithable for some time.)
  floral print shirt floral print shirt and   coconut bikini top coconut bikini top (originally hacked items)
  fruitcake fruitcake (before Crimbo 2005 and Halloween drops, fruitcake was from Crimbo 2003)
- hovering sombrero hovering sombrero (Before South of The Border was implemented, the Hovering Sombrero was Jick's seldomly seen personal familiar.)
  lovecat tail lovecat tail (Drops from the rare questionable taco, now also drops in the I Refuse! adventure)
  meaty helmet turtle meaty helmet turtle (originally hacked items, now a smithable recipe)
  pail pail (once dropped, then stopped, now drops and is a minor sidequest reward)
  papotion of papower papotion of papower (replaced by Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance, then returned with the same recipe but a different effect)
  stone of eXtreme power stone of eXtreme power (used to drop in The Shore, then stopped dropping, now can be mined)
  plastic passion fruit plastic passion fruit (originally dropped at the Lemon Party Slot during The Gray Plague, stopped dropping, now available through the I Refuse! adventure)
  third-hand nunchaku third-hand nunchaku (Used to drop in Degrassi Knoll, stopped dropping, then was renamed and now drops in the Haiku Dungeon)
- Penguin Mafia items (used to drop, then stopped dropping, then returned when the frozen Mob Penguin was implemented)
- Formerly craftable items (used to have smithing recipes, these were removed, then obtainable in the I Refuse! adventure)
Items that have been completely removed from the game
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