Decent white shark
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 You're fighting a decent white sharkThis white shark is pretty good, I guess. I mean, it's nothing to write home about. Sure, it's got several rows of serrated, nearly-razor-sharp teeth, and it's got those somewhat creepy black eyes -- I guess it's kind of a soulless killing machine. It's moderately terrifying.
Although, when you think about it, a shark that's suffering from a crippling inferiority complex is only going to try harder to prove itself.
Hit Message(s):
It does a pretty decent job of biting you. Eek! Ugh! Oof!
It half-severs your arm. Not a great attack, but it does the trick. Eek! Oof! Eek!
It whacks you with its tail. Well, at least it didn't bite you. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
It only bites you with one row of teeth. Not so great, but it'll do the trick. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
It decides to prove that it's just as terrifying as a great white shark. You have to agree that the series of bites it gives you is just as painful as a great white shark's bite. Eek! Ow! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to bite you, but can't quite latch onto your torso.
It tries to sever your arm, but is struck by performance anxiety.
It tries to whack you with its tail, but it doesn't have the skills to do so.
It tries to bite you with its rows of teeth, but ends up biting its tongue instead.
Fumble Message:
You say, "Ah! A shark! Oh, wait, you're not a great white shark. Never mind." It collapses into a heap, crying huge shark tears.
  Meat | You gain 192-288 Meat. (average: 240, stdev: 20)* |
Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.
Notes
References
- The change of adjectives in monster's name is a pun on the more fearsome great white shark.
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