Decent lumberjack
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 You're fighting a decent lumberjackThis lumberjack is only okay. I mean, you get a full day's work out of him, and everything, but he has some strange habits.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks you in the knee with his high heels. What kind of lumberjack wears high heels? Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
He skips and jumps around you, then presses you like a wildflower. Ooh! Ow! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
He garottes you with one of his suspenders and repeatedly bangs your head into a tree. Blood and maple syrup flow like wine. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to kick you with his high heels, but starts blubbering when you make fun of them.
He tries to press you like a wildflower, but you're unimpressed.
Fumble Message:
He runs at you, but one of his suspenders gets caught on a jutting branch and he slingshots backward comically. You can laugh. It's funny.
  Meat | You gain 17-26 Meat. (average: 21.0, stdev: 2.0)* |
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield manly bloomers.
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
References
- The adventure text and several of the attack messages refer to "The Lumberjack Song", by Monty Python: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK / I sleep all night and I work all day", "I cut down trees, I skip and jump / I love to press wild flow'rs", "I cut down trees, I wear high heels / Suspenders and a bra."
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