Decal-Applying Elfborg
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 You're fighting a Decal-Applying ElfborgThis poor elf used to be in charge of applying decals to all the toys, but now he's been assimilated by the Crimborg. He had a roll of stickers grafted onto his arm, and now he's forced to apply stickers for the Crimborg. All of the other elfborg tend to laugh and call it names -- I mean, being the killer cyborg that puts stickers on toys is kind of like being the big, tough space marine who runs the daycare for the kids of the other space marines. Still, it *is* a freakish alien cyborg. With stickers. *snicker.*
Hit Message(s):
It stomps on you with its big metal boots. That's no mean feat, but it sure is a pair of mean feet.
It applies a decal to your feet, sticking them together. You trip and fall.
It applies a decal to your leg and rips it off really fast. Yeow!
It crushes your knee in its calipers. That's gonna leave a mark. Happy Crimbo!
Critical Hit Message:
It sticks a decal right over your nose and mouth. It takes a good thirty seconds for you to rip it off, during which time you panic. A little bit. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
It applies a decal to your chest and rips it off really fast. Fortunately, your chest is as hairless as a wee boy's.
It tries to stomp on you with its big metal boots, but you find its feet trivial, and dodging them a trivial feat.
It tries to crush you in its calipers, but you don't wanna be crushed, buried in fear, or left for tot.
It applies a decal to you. Fortunately, it's a pretty cool decal, so you don't mind.
Fumble Message:
It tries to stick a decal over your nose and mouth to keep you from breathing, but applies it sticky-side up, so it just slides off you. Man, these robots aren't getting any smarter.
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2007).
References
- The part about "being the big, tough space marine who runs the daycare for the kids of the other space marines" is probably a reference to the movie The Pacifier, starring Vin Diesel.
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