Deactivated O. A. F.

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Deactivated O. A. F.
Deactivated O. A. F.

This is an O.A.F. -- a robot with the most advanced computer brain known to the Kingdom (though given the previously most advanced computer brain was an abacus, that's not saying much). He's been programmed by the maddest scientists in Cobb's Knob to help you get the most out of every adventure you spend. His useful* advice and carefully calculated** actions will surely make him the best*** familiar for virtually every situation. You'll love him so much you'll want to eat him right up!****

* - Depends on user's definition of "useful."
** - Calculations were double-checked by several Attention Deficit Demons.
*** - Depends on user's definition of "best." May vary from dictionary definition.

**** - This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. If not satisfied, return the unused portion. For topical use only.

Hatches into:
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O.A.F.

Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: Deactivated O. A. F.s)
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Item number: 2445
Description ID: 980448847
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Stores
The Traveling Trader (100 twinkly wads)

When Used

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You put the Deactivated O. A. F. in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

He looks at your other familiars in disdain and pronounces them all sub-optimal.
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You decide to name him Woderick.

Notes

History

  • On December 23, 2014, the plural of this item was fixed. It used to be "Deactivated O.A.F.s".

Collection

TOP 10 Deactivated O. A. F. collections
1. eibbeD - 893 | 2. Kojoro - 567 | 3. Lukifer - 111 | 4. mule1 - 101 | 5. lIamaNDme - 62
6. Fneeee - 61 | 7. willied1 - 51 | 8. Sefyta - 45 | 9. Nuheen - 44 | 10. Skent - 42
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings