Dairy ooze
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 You're fighting a dairy oozeThis room is guarded by an unusually aggressive milky discharge. Trust me, it's as nasty as it sounds.
Hit Message(s):
It coats your <throat> with nasty, chunky, curdled nastiness. Argh! Oof! Ow!
It knocks you down with its rotten-dairy stench. Ow! Oof! Ow!
It spills itself all over you. Despite conventional wisdom, it makes you cry. Ooh! Ow!
It smacks you with several unusually large curds. No whey, man. Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
It charges forward and discharges an exceptionally nasty barrage of foul-smelling liquid. You pass out. Ouch! Ugh! (stench damage)
Miss Message(s):
It tries to coat you with nasty, chunky, curdled nastiness, but you step aside.
It tries to knock you down with its rotten-dairy stench, but you breathe through your mouth. Mouth-breather.
It starts to spill itself toward you, but you jump aside, not even bothering to cry.
It tries to smack you with some robust curds, but there's no whey you're standing still for that.
Fumble Message:
It charges forward to attack again, but gets sucked down a nearby drain. You wait as it passes through the dungeon drainage system and enters the room again from outside.
 | You gain 11-15 Meat. |
Occurs at The Daily Dungeon.
References
- The hit message about it making you cry, as well as the miss message about not bothering to cry, refers the age-old proverb "It's no use crying over spilt milk".
- The hit and miss messages about hitting you with curds and "no whey" are a pair of terrible puns, playing on the pronunciation of whey and the fact that curds and whey is cottage cheese, hence why dairy ooze uses it as an attack.
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