Daffy Taffy

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Daffy Taffy
Daffy Taffy

This is a piece of taffy wrapped in a colorful wax paper label. Children from all around the world send in "jokes" to be printed on the wrappers.

Type: potion
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Effect: Sugar Rush (3 Adventures)+20% Combat Initiative
Muscle +5%
Moxie +5%
Mysticality -10%

(In-game plural: Daffy Taffies)
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Item number: 2088
Description ID: 396571126
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Obtained From

Items
abandoned candy (0-5)
bindlestocking (sometimes)
huge bowl of candy (1-3)
Papier-mâché trophy piñata (sometimes)
Candyblast
Drops about 1/15 of the time when cast.
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Halloween
The Armorer/Leggerer

When Used

Taffy.gif
You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by [firstname] [lastname], age [age].

Q: [randomized setup line]
A: [randomized punchline]

or

Knock knock!
Who's there?
[something].
[something] who?
[random punchline]

It's just... not funny. Oh well. At least the candy was marginally tasty.

Hoppedup.gifYou acquire an effect: Sugar Rush
(duration: 3 Adventures)

Notes

  • The names, joke setups, and punch lines are all randomly generated independently from one another; as such, a vast majority of the jokes generated make little or no sense whatsoever.
  • To see lists of names and joke content, see Daffy Taffy Jokes.

References

  • This is a parody of Laffy Taffy and its tendency to include inane and completely nonsensical jokes.
  • One of the randomly generated last names for the kid who sent in the joke is Hallsdingdingdingworth, which may be a reference to Homestar Runner. In an easter egg in the Strong Bad email "50 emails", Old-Timey Strong Bad receives a telegram from "Sir Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth".

Collection

TOP 10 Daffy Taffy collections
1. Donavin69 - 783538 | 2. kirByllAmA - 323113 | 3. TheForce - 235325 | 4. BadKid - 213969 | 5. iaruk - 179065
6. cubeof11 - 90000 | 7. Farflier - 77829 | 8. zweefteef - 40173 | 9. All_For_One - 31000 | 10. Jett - 26455
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings