Daffy Taffy
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Needs remaining jokes, is the name/age random, or is one associated with each joke? Also, does each joke always show the same wrong punchline or does it randomly select its wrong punchline from the right punchlines of the other jokes? Jokes are being spaded out on the talk page.
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Daffy Taffy
This is a piece of taffy wrapped in a colorful wax paper label. Children from all around the world send in "jokes" to be printed on the wrappers.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
( In-game plural: Daffy Taffies) Obtained From
- Halloween
- The Armorer/Leggerer
- Items
- abandoned candy (0-5)
When Used
 Daffy Taffy
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| You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by [firstname] [lastname], age [age].
Q: [randomized setup line]
A: [randomized punchline]
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
[something].
[something] who?
[something] the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
It's just... not funny. Oh well. At least the candy was marginally tasty.
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Notes
- The names, joke setups, and punch lines are all randomly generated independently from one another; as such, a vast majority of the jokes generated make little or no sense whatsoever.
References
- This is a parody of Laffy Taffy and its tendency to include inane and completely nonsensical jokes.
- The knock-knock joke is only potentially funny if "Dwayne" is the name.
- One of the randomly generated last names for the kid who sent in the joke is Hallsdingdingdingworth, which may be a reference to Homestar Runner. In an easter egg in the Strong Bad email "50 emails", Old-Timey Strong Bad receives a telegram from "Sir Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth".
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