Cursed dirty joke scroll
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cursed dirty joke scroll
This is a scroll on which is written one of the dirtiest jokes known to piratekind. And if you know pirates like I know pirates, you know that that is really saying something.
Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: cursed dirty joke scrolls) Obtained From
- Items
- ornate ancient cursed chest
- ancient cursed foot locker
- gilded ancient cursed chest
When Used
 Cursed dirty joke scroll
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| You unroll the cursed scroll and read the joke written thereon. It's far too dirty and far too scary a joke to actually transcribe in a family game, but suffice to say that it simultaneously terrifies and scandalizes your opponent, to the tune of X (+Y) damage.
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Notes
- The damage dealt is your buffed Moxie, split approximately evenly between X and Y.
References
- This could be a reference to any one of many "attack-by-joke" instances in popular culture. Examples include "The Funniest Joke in the World", a sketch from Monty Python, and "The Ultimate Insult", a secret, forbidden, unspeakable set of insults used in the PC game Escape from Monkey Island.
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