Crystal skeleton vodka
This is a human-sized skeleton whose bones are made of crystal instead of calcium, and whose marrow is made of vodka instead of... well, vodka, I guess. Regular bone marrow is mostly vodka, right?
Type: booze (EPIC)
Duration: 20 Adventures
Level required: 3
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
(In-game plural: crystal skeleton vodkas)
|crystal skeleton vodka|
|You hang the skeleton from the ceiling and kiss it like it's Spiderman, you're Mary Jane, and instead of kissing her, Spiderman vomited an entire skeleton's worth of vodka into Mary Jane's mouth.|
|You gain 3 Drunkenness.|
- A reference to Crystal Head Vodka, hawked by Dan Aykroyd.
|TOP 10 crystal skeleton vodka collections|
6. Skent - 43 | 7. Vodkadian - 33 | 8. eav - 20 | 9. testostronaut - 15 | 10. fuwafuwa - 15
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings