Interoffice Memo
From: Uncle Crimbo
To: All Adventurers of Loathing
Re: Crimboween
Adventurers,
This is just to let you know that I've sent Linnea, the Scream Queen and rightful monarch of Halloween, on a little vacation this year. I thought she could use a rest, and I could use a change from making and delivering toys.
Well, actually, this was one of the conditions of the elves' new contract, after their strike last year - that they be allowed to take a year off of making toys, and maybe try something new.
So, y'know, if anything bad happens as a result of this, blame it on the elves and Rudolph the Red, that dang Communist reindeer.
Yours merrily,
Uncle Crimbo.
