Crimbo Elf

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• Regular message:

  <name> does a little elf dance.

  <name> leaps up and smacks <him/her> in the knee for X damage.

  <name> attempts to smack <him/her> in the knee, but misses.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> kicks your slain foe repeatedly in the shins, dislodging some extra meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does a little dance around the maypole, while singing "La la, la la" to a slightly disturbing tune.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> smiles reluctantly with his wax lips.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• Familiar of the month for December, 2004.
• The elf does (X+4)/2 to X+4 in damage, where X is the weight of the familiar.
• The Crimbo Elf only tries to attack 33% of the time (similar to the elemental fairies), but even then, is only successful 10*ceiling(wt/6)+30% of the time (similar, but slightly better, than the Lime).

References

• The haiku for this familiar ends with a holiday version of a the cowboy exclamation "yippe-io-ki-ay". Bruce Willis's character, John McClane, in the 1988 movie Die Hard, popularized this saying, adding an infamous expletive to it.
• The dental pliers are a reference to the claymation Christmas special Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, whose sidekick was an elf who wanted to be a dentist and saved the day with a pair of pliers.
• The miniature gravy-covered maypole text is a reference to the haunting melody sung by the elves in The Nightmare Before Christmas.