Crimbo Beard Tattoo
The Crimbo Beard Tattoo is obtained by visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing the Uncle Hobo's Rags.
Please allow me to paint your portrait...
Ah, yes, the ongoing saga of Uncle Crimbo. Have you noticed how it mirrors the birth, death, and rebirth of the traditional Messianic quest, as well as embodying deep echoes of traditional hero and coming-of-age quests?
Or have you noticed that it appears to be an ongoing metaphor of the struggle between an artist and the plebeians who don't appreciate his art? Now, that's a struggle with which I can relate.
- The second paragraph probably refers to people complaining about Crimbo content every year.