Count Bakula

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Count Bakula
Monster ID unknown
Locations The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely), The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points 80
Attack 80
Defense 72
No-Hit 90
Initiative always
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
Talisman of Bakula
refreshedit data
Count Bakula You're fighting Count Bakula

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Stride accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the Kingdom of Loathing, facing poorly-drawn images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to drink human blood.

Oh boy.

Hit Message(s):

He sets his phase-pistol to 'drain bodily fluids'. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ugh!

He leaps forward to a time-period where he's biting you in the <thigh>! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

Abruptly, a short Italian guy appears next to him, and says "Ehh... uhh... Ziggy says... Ziggy says you should hit this Adventurer in the <calf>." Count Bakula happily obliges.

Miss Message(s):

He starts to attack you, but gets distracted and begins muttering to himself about someone named 'Al'.

He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by thoughts of this frigid elf chick he knows.

Fumble Message:

All of a sudden a short Italian guy appears next to him, says "Ehh... uhh... Ziggy says... Ziggy says... " and then abruptly fades away. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Bakutal.gifYou acquire an item: Talisman of Bakula
You gain 20 <substat>.

If you lose the fight:

You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, he drops a white ribbon.
Ribbon.gifYou acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Unquiet Garves and The VERY Unquiet Garves, ultra-rarely.

Notes

  • First appeared on April Fool's Day, 2006. On that day, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
  • Was confirmed to exist as a real ultra-rare monster on the April 6th edition of The Jick Show.
  • Was confirmed not to drop a vampire heart when attacked with wooden stakes on the July 13th edition of The Jick Show.

References

  • This is a reference to the show Quantum Leap, starring Scott Bakula, which opened, "Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... and vanished." The character usually began or ended an episode with a worried "Oh boy." and maybe said it a few times in the middle of an episode, too.
  • The reference to "muttering to himself about someone named 'Al'" also refers to Quantum Leap, where Sam Beckett was being guided by Al, another technician from his home time period. Al appeared to Sam as a hologram, which in that show, means nobody but Sam could see Al.
  • The phase pistol and frigid elf chick reference Scott Bakula's role as Captain Archer in the UPN Star Trek prequel Enterprise. The elf chick would be the character named T'Pol, a Vulcan, played by Jolene Blalock.
  • This adventure is a much like the Baiowulf adventure, implemented about a year earlier. That adventure references another actor also named Scott: Scott Baio.