Cosmetics wraith

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Cosmetics wraith
Monster ID 1545
Locations The Haunted Bathroom
Hit Points 65
Attack 65
Defense 55
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance None
Monster Parts face, cloud
Drops
old eyebrow pencil, old rosewater cream, old bronzer
Quest Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
cosmetics wraith You're fighting a cosmetics wraith

You open the case and a whirling cloud of eyeshadow, blush, and powder swirls out, studded with eyelash curlers and eyeliner pencils. I'm guessing it's less intent on making you a pretty pretty princess and more intent on making you a corpse.

Hit Message(s):

It stabs you in the <kidney> with an eyeliner pencil. What's worse is it's not even a particularly flattering color. Ooh! Oof!

It throws some blush on your cheeks. You look more healthy, but that old makeup is full of all kinds of toxic compounds. Ooh! Argh!

It tries to apply eyeshadow to your eyelids, but gets your eyeballs instead. It burns! Ooh! Ugh!

It tries to curl your eyelashes, but keeps whacking you in the eyeball. Why is so much of putting on makeup about putting things close to your eyes? Ugh! Eek!

It tries to line your eyes with an eyeliner pencil, but gets too stabby. Eek! Ooh!

It tries to rouge your cheeks, but does it too roughly and ends up giving you a black eye. Ooh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It gives you a thorough makeover, applying layers of eyeliner, blush, eyeshadow, and lipliner until your face is completely slathered in old, toxic, gross makeup. Ow! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to apply some eyeshadow on you, but you point out that color is for winters and you're more of an autumn.

It throws some blush on your cheeks. You feel like a schoolgirl.

It tries to stab you with an eyeliner pencil, but you dodge like a kohl-hearted rogue.

It lines your eyes with an eyeliner pencil. It actually looks pretty good!

It curls your eyelashes with an eyelash curler. You know, that thing that looks like a medieval torture device, but actually is pretty benign?

It tries to rouge you, but you dodge the rogue rouge.

Fumble Message:

It tries to think of what kind of foundation to put on you, since you have combination dry/oily skin and your palette is kind of a spring/winter hybrid. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Powderpuff.gifYou acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's powder puff (100% chance)*
Pencil2.gifYou acquire an item: old eyebrow pencil (% chance)*
Tube.gifYou acquire an item: old rosewater cream (% chance)*
Balm.gifYou acquire an item: old bronzer (% chance)*

Occurs at The Haunted Bathroom.

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