Copperhead Club bartender
|Copperhead Club bartender|
|Locations||The Copperhead Club|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Manuel||electric copperhead potion|
This guy spent six months at Bartending Academy, then four more years doing graduate study work in Mixology. He's got a lot of bold ideas for new cocktails made with vacuum infusion, blowtorching, freezing with liquid nitrogen, electric shock, and actually using that dusty bottle of Galliano in the back of the bar.
So he's understandably annoyed that the local clientele order nothing but martinis, and only tip in ricocheted bullets.
He knocks you on the head with the bottle of Galliano, perhaps mistaking you for a Harvey Wall. Eek! Oof!
He freezes your head in liquid nitrogen and shatters it with a muddling stick. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He lights a maraschino cherry on fire and cherry-bombs you with it. Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)
He uses his vacuum infuser to add some garlic to your <face>. It's surprisingly painful. Ow! Eek!
He runs some electric current through a maraschino cherry, then throws it at you, zapping you with an electro-cherry-bomb. Ow! Oof!
He uses a centrifuge, a vacuum infuser, a liquid nitrogen bath, and a muddling stick to mix up an incredibly complex cocktail with subtle and nuanced flavors. Then he lights it on fire and throws it at you. Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)
He swings a bottle of Galliano at you, but can't bang you with it since your name isn't Harvey.
He tries to hit you with a muddling stick, but is too muddle-headed to pull it off.
He tries to light a drink on fire and throw it at you, but he can't get the stem to act as a wick.
He tries to torch you with his creme brulee torch, but fails.
He tries to use his vacuum infuser on you, but you know how much that would suck.
He tries to zap you with some electric current, but you're up on current events enough to dodge.
You order a gin and tonic, and he spends half an hour trying to infuse the gin with cinnamon and put dry ice in the tonic to over-carbonate it. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*|
|You acquire an item: handful of tips (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: unnamed cocktail (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: unrequired jacket (?% chance)*|
|You acquire a bounty item: filthy rag|
Occurs at The Copperhead Club.
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