Conjoined zmombie
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 You're fighting a conjoined zmombieYou open the huge coffin, and see a disturbing sight -- a zmombie! More accurately, it's a pair of conjoined zmombies. Wow. Considering the odds of conjoined twins surviving to adulthood and the odds of spontaneous or deliberate zmombification, this must be the rarest thing in the world!
Rarity aside, it's definitely the shambling toward you trying to eat your brainsiest thing in the world, so you should probably get ready for a fight.
Hit Message(s):
It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! (spooky damage)
It grabs you and munches on your <knee> and your <nipple> at the same time. Yeow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! (spooky damage)
It bangs both of its heads against yours. See the "eight heads" joke in the bat hole for more information. Ow! Ow! Oof! (spooky damage)
It shouts at you with both mouths. It doesn't hurt you physically, but it does hurt your feelings. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)
Critical Hit Message:
It suddenly splits into two fully-formed zmobies, each of which take to munching on one hemisphere of your brain. You find yourself less creative and less analytical simultaneously. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Oof! (spooky damage)
Miss Message(s):
It tries to munch your <solar plexus> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.
It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.
It claws at you with its filthy, filthy fingernails, but you give it an impromptu manicure.
It shouts at you with both mouths, but you shout it down with your one loud mouth.
Fumble Message:
It gets into a long argument about how to best attack you. Since neither head can say anything except "braaaaaains," it's not a productive or a quick argument.
 | You gain 278-338 Meat. |
Occurs at The Defiled Alcove.
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