Cone of Whatever
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This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Stuffed Mortar Shell.
Cone of Whatever
Type: Combat
MP Cost: 19
This spell allows you to call forth a powerful Cone of something, which will rain down on your enemies and hurt them very badly. Er, comparatively badly.
| Source: | Guild Trainer
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| Price: | 8,000 Meat
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| Class: | Pastamancer
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| Level: | 8
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| Effect: | Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.
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| When Used:
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| You summon a Cone of <whatever>, dealing X damage to your opponent. |
This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the cones that may be summoned:
- Arson
- Boiling Milk
- Fire Ants
- Magma
- Malfunctioning Microwaves
- Napalm
- Blocks of Ice
- Ex-Girlfriends
- Frozen Turkeys
- Ice Cream
- Ice Sculptures
- Liquid Nitrogen
- Hauntedness
- Scary Clowns
- Skellingtons
- Skulls
- Witches
- Dirty Diapers
- Filthy Dishes
- Garbage Juice
- Hobo Vomit
- Wet Dogs
- *CENSORED*
- Lingerie
- Nudity
- Pornography
- Strippers
- Buckets
- Cinder Blocks
- Ninja Stars
- Pitchforks
- Sawblades
- Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +50.
- If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:
The cone surges with power, too much for you to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.
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