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Completely typical fruitcake

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completely typical fruitcake
completely typical fruitcake

This is a fruitcake. It's like a big brown brick, with little pieces of cherries, apricots, and papayas in it. Mostly papayas. Great.

It doesn't appear to have any extra features or strange, hidden secrets. It's just a fruitcake. Don't be a fruitcake yourself by spouting wild theories about it.

Type: food

Selling Price: 37 Meat.

(In-game plural: completely typical fruitcakes)

Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimbo 2007
Advent Calendar

When Consumed

Fruitcake.gifImage:fruitcake.gifCompletely typical fruitcake
You eat the fruitcake. It's not nearly as bad as you were expecting it to be.
AdventuresYou gain 3-6 Adventures.
You gain 15-20 Beefiness.
You gain 15-20 Magicalness.
You gain 15-20 Smarm.
(You gain 3 Fullness.)

Notes

References

  • This item is having fun with the fact that, stereotypically, fruitcake is among one of the most unappealing and disliked gifts of the Christmas season.
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