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Stuff from Dreadsylvania

This page lists items that can be used during combat, grouped by function. Unless noted otherwise, combat items are consumed upon use.

The following skills and enchantments affect combat items:

Restore HP

Item HP Restored Notes
Dreadsylvanian seed pod All HP
scented massage oil All HP
  • Semi-rare
  • Staggers
ultracoagulator All HP
soggy used band-aid All HP
  • Stuns opponent for three rounds
Sitrep berry 75% of missing HP
big glob of skin Approx. half of missing HP
Rain-Doh indigo cup 20% of max HP
  • Staggers
  • Can only be used once per combat
  • Not consumed on use
mer-kin healscroll
  • 300 on land
  • All HP in The Ocean
pixel energy tank 1000
  • Also restores 1000 MP
New Age healing crystal 500
sew-on bandage 300
communications windchimes 250-300
PADL Phone 250-300
extra-strength red potion 190-210
red pixel potion 100-120
red potion 90-110
filthy poultice 80-120
gauze garter 80-120
silk bandages 40-80
cartoon heart 40-60
green pixel potion 40-60
  • Also 30-40 MP
red plastic oyster egg 35-40
palm-frond fan 30-40
  • Also 30-40 MP
  • Restores 35-45 from Inventory
cast 25-35
  • Restores 10-20 from Inventory
cotton bandages 20-40
baconstone-handled sixgun 20-30
  • Does 35 damage
nasty-smelling moss 20-30
  • Also staggers
  • Resuable
Bat-Aid™ bandage 20
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 18-20
magnolia blossom 15-30
  • Also 15-30 MP
little parachute guy 10-20
  • Also 10-20 MP
  • Both are at the end of the combat
  • Sometimes reusable
linen bandages 10-20
tube of herbal ointment 14-16
white picket fence 14-15
  • Staggers
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 13-15
hamethyst-handled sixgun 10-15
  • Does 35 damage
  • Restores 10-15 MP
pink-belly slapper 9-12
  • Delevels 8-10
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 8-10
forest tears 5-10
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 3-5

Lose HP

Item Lost HP Notes
blue shell 25
Drunkula's bell 20% maximum HP (cold)
  • Does cold damage to groups
  • Not consumed on use
flaregun 10-30 (physical)
10-30 (hot)
  • Can have one of three actions:
    • 10-30 physical damage to monster, or
    • 10-30 physical & hot damage to monster, or
    • Damage the player for 10-30 physical & hot damage
  • Using this at The Last Stand is necessary to earn the Order of the Silver Wossname
imitation crab meat 20-25% of monster's attack
live nautical mine 300-500
  • Damages the player for 300-500 above water
  • Damages for 25% of damage done to monster when underwater
Miniborg beeper 15-20
  • Does 20-25 damage to enemy
  • Not consumed on use
ovoid leather thing 40-50
  • Can damage player 40-50 or
  • Can damage monster 80-100
  • Fumbles about 10% of the time
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 5-6 (elemental)
  • Will be of any of the five elemental damages
stone frisbee 40-50
  • Can damage player 40-50 or
  • Can damage monster for 80-100
toy deathbot 5 - (10% player's HP)
  • Does (25 + HP taken) damage
  • Not consumed on use

Restore MP

Item MP Notes
Egnaro berry 50% of MP
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 2000
pixel energy tank 1000
  • Also restores 1000 HP
glowing New Age crystal 500
  • Also staggers
magical mystery juice 1.5*level + 4 to 6
high-pressure seltzer bottle 150-200
communications windchimes 150-200
PADL Phone 150-200
New Cloaca-Cola 140-160
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 100-150
fancy blue potion 90-110
sacramental wine 80-100
blue pixel potion 50-80
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 50-60
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 45-65
banana spritzer 40-100
blue potion 40-60
spirit beer 40-50
blue plastic oyster egg 35-50
cup of hickory chicory 35-50
electronics kit 30-40
  • Staggers
  • Reduces Monster Attack by 25%
  • Reduces Monster Defence by 25%
green pixel potion 30-40
  • Also 40-60 HP
palm-frond fan 30-40
  • Also 30-40 HP
  • Restores 35-45 if used from Inventory
Knob Goblin superseltzer 25-29
gold star 20-30
porquoise-handled sixgun 20-30
  • Also does damages
surgical tape 20-30
  • Also delevels by 5-8
  • Obtained in KOLHS
holy spring water 20-25
magnolia blossom 15-30
  • Also 15-30 HP
little parachute guy 10-20
  • End of combat only
hamethyst-handled sixgun 10-15
  • Also restores 10-15 HP
  • Damages
Cloaca-Cola 10-14
Dyspepsi-Cola 10-14
Knob Goblin seltzer 8-12
Mountain Stream soda 6-9

Meat

Item Meat Notes
black plastic oyster egg 300-400
  • Also does 300-400 physical damage
golden ring 500
  • When used against a gaudy pirate
Goodfella contract -3*familiar weight
meat vortex 1 to monster's meat drop
Rain-Doh orange agent -10 to -50
  • Does (20 + meat taken) damage
toy mercenary -5 to -10
  • Does (25 + meat taken) damage

Effect

Item Effect Duration Notes
antique hand mirror Bad Luck 7
chocolate frosted sugar bomb Sugar Rush 10
  • Does 200-300 damage
  • Delevels by 20
cool spore pod Mushroom Moxiousness 1
Egnaro berry Berry Experiential 20
  • Restores 50% MP
ghost protocol Spectral 1
  • Effect only lasts 3 combat rounds
glowing spore pod Mushroom Magicalness 1
Glum berry Berry Experiential 20
  • Lose negative effects
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer Super-Charged, Super-Mega-Charged, Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged, or Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged 5
  • Not consumed when used
  • Grants an effect if it lands the final blow on monster
  • Effect is based upon Monster's Level
hard spore pod Fungal Fortification 1
holy spring water Spiritually Awash 10
hot spore pod Fungal Flambé 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero Zero Energy 1
  • Also does 100-200 damage
  • Restores 2000 MP
Jamocha berry Berry Experiential, Berry Thorny 20
jingling spore pod Mushroom Melody 1
Keese berry Berry Experiential, Berry Defensive 20
memory of an AG base pair Memory of Speed 1
memory of an AT base pair Memory of Aggressiveness 1
memory of a CA base pair Memory of Strength 1
memory of a CG base pair Memory of Smarts 1
memory of a CT base pair Memory of Attractiveness 1
memory of a GT base pair Memory of Resilience 1
Nadsat berry Berry Experiential, Berry Critical 20
odor extractor On the Trail 40
  • Not usable against certain monsters
sacramental wine Spiritually Awash 10
Sitrep berry Berry Experiential 20
  • Restores 75% max MP
Snarf berry Berry Experiential, Berry Statistical 20
spectral jelly Spectral 1
  • Effect only lasts 3 combat rounds
spirit beer Spiritually Awash 10
Tapioc berry Berry Experiential, Berry Elemental 20
The Big Book of Pirate Insults Embarrassed 1
  • Sometimes gives the effect when used on a pirate
veiny spore pod Mushroom Might 1
yellow plastic oyster egg Egg-headedness, Egg-cellent Vocabulary, or Egg-stra Arm 20

Damage

Item Damage Notes
rickety old unicycle 5905-9051
  • Is also an Accessory
Coily™ 3000-8000
  • Acts after 1-3 rounds
  • Also a Ranged Weapon
crusty hula hoop 2074-5973
  • Is also an Accessory
red wagon 2019-5875
  • Is also an Off-Hand Item
big red button ????
lawn dart 1000-5000
  • Acts after 1-3 rounds
  • Also a Weapon
old school flying disc 1000-5000
  • Acts after 1-3 rounds
  • Also a shield
Mer-kin killscroll 1500-2000
  • Only works against Mer-kin enemies
sharpened hubcap 400-600
  • Chance to instantly kill a monster
New Age hurting crystal 500
ballpark hot daub 450-500
  • Delevels by 75
The Bomb 400-500
  • Instantly kills non-boss enemies
4:20 bomb 400-500
bobcat grenade 400-500
boozebomb 400-500
  • Instantly kills Orcs
box of hammers 400-500
holy bomb, batman 400-500
skull with a fuse in it 406?
noxious gas grenade 200-300
100-120 Poison
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Decreasing poison 50% every round
live nautical mine 312-532
  • Underwater only
  • Damages player for 25% of damage done to monster
black plastic oyster egg 300-400
  • Also gives 300-400 meat
pool torpedo 251-349
smoking grass 250-300
  • Delevels by 50
Sparking El Vibrato drone 250-300
Frosty's iceball 200-300
  • Can be used up to three times a day
  • Lost on third use
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 200-300
lewd playing card 100-150 100-150
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 200-250
unstable laser battery 200-250
  • Staggers
fireball 200-250
groupie lipstick 150-250
facehugging alien 100-300
  • Acts after 3 rounds
imitation crab meat 150-235
Zombo's empty eye 150-200
  • May only be used every 50 adventures
  • Not consumed on use
  • Delevels
communications windchimes 150-200
PADL Phone 128-177
rainbow bomb 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30
  • Does an estimated total of 120-180 in physical and prismatic damage
spangly unitard 100-250
  • Delevels 10-20
death blossom 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30
floorboard cruft 100-120
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
  • Delevels 18-20
petrified wood 50-60 50-60
killing feather 100-120
round blue bomb 90-110
macrame net 90-100
  • Staggers
  • Delevels 8-10
superamplified boom box 90-100
  • Staggers
  • Delevels 8-10
sausage bomb 80-120
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
  • Delevels 15-20
fetid feather 80-120
flaming feather 80-120
flirtatious feather 80-120
frightful feather 80-120
frozen feather 80-120
big boom 80-120
  • Staggers
book of matches 40-50
pixel cross 80-100
  • Deals an additional 80-100 damage the following round
  • Deals increased damage against Vanya's Creature
ovoid leather thing 80-100
  • Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
stone frisbee 80-100
  • Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
shuriken salad 25-35 25-35 25-35
exploding hacky-sack 75-100
tequila grenade 75-100
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 30-40 8-10 8-10 8-10 8-10 8-10
  • Does an estimated total of 70-90 in physical and prismatic damage
fire of unknown origin 35-45 35-45
patchouli oil bomb 65-80
  • When used on a frat soldier, causes an additional 50-80 damage
molotov cocktail cocktail 65-80
  • When used on a hippy, causes an additional 50-80 damage
throwing fork 20-30 20-30 20-30
  • Performs three separate physical attacks
droopy doll eye 60-80
brick of sand 60-80
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
beer bomb 55-75
water pipe bomb 55-75
underwater slingshot 50-100
  • Underwater only
  • 70% chance to not be consumed on use
  • 20% to do 300-500 damage instead
painted turtle 10-20 10-20 10-20 10-20 10-20
half-empty carton of milk 50-100
star throwing star 50-75
throwing spoon 50-60
  • Delevels by 13-15
sake bomb 50-60
  • Delevels by 5
ferret bait 50-60
  • Delevels by 5
rocky raccoon 50-60
Cloaca grenade 50-60
  • Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
Dyspepsi grenade 50-60
  • Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
pixel holy water 50-60
bottle of alcohol 45-65
chunk of hot iron 40-80
NG 40-70
vial of holy water 40-60
lavender plastic oyster egg 40-50
mauve plastic oyster egg 40-50
puce plastic oyster egg 40-50
grouchy restless spirit 40-45
monomolecular yo-yo 35-45
illegal firecracker 15-20 + 15-20
razor-tipped yo-yo 35-45
Rain-Doh orange agent 30-70
  • Takes 10-50 meat
  • Is not consumed when used
dictionary 30-60
  • Only works against bad spelling monsters
  • Is not consumed when used
facsimile dictionary 30-60
  • Only works against bad spelling monsters
  • Is not consumed when used
Battlie Light Saver 30-50
  • Staggers
plastic cup of beer 30-40
plastic cup of flat beer 30-40
  • +15% item drop bonus at end of combat
photoprotoneutron torpedo 30-40
  • Sometimes does 40-50 damage instead
black spot 32-40
yo-yo 30-40
ancient spice 30-40
  • Delevels by 5-6
toy soldier 30-35
toy mercenary 30-35
fat bottom quark 25-40
duskwalker syringe 25-40
great big capacitor 25-34
  • Staggers
dangerous jerkcicle 20-40
miniature boiler 20-40
  • Deals 200-400 damage to group enemies
pencil kunai 20-30
wood screw 20-30
nugget of sodium 11-20 + 12-18
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 20-30
  • Always causes 5-6 points of random elemental self-damage
  • Selects elemental weakness, doing 40-60 damage to elemental monsters
  • Instantly kills physically resistant monsters
jar of swamp gas 20-30
  • Stuns 2-4 rounds
boulder 20-30
frigid ninja stars 20-25
tree-eating kite 20-25
  • Does damage only sometimes
  • Is not consumed if damage is done
plot hole 20-25
  • Delevels by 3-5
  • Staggers 50% of the time
chlorine crystal 20-39
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 10-15 10-15
  • Also delevels 3-5
  • Is not consumed when used
Miniborg beeper 20-25
  • Damages user for 15-20 HP
  • Is not consumed when used
miniborg laser 15-20
  • Is not consumed when used
miniborg stomper 15-20
  • Is not consumed when used
naughty paper shuriken 15-20
  • Is not consumed when used
  • Cannot be used in Hardcore
  • Increases pants drops by 50%
stick of dynamite 15-20
yo 15-20
carton of rotten eggs 12-15
  • Also delevels 8-10
  • Can be reused 8-10 times
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 12-15
  • Also delevels 8-10
  • Can be reused 8-10 times
Rain-Doh blue balls 10-20
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
  • Is not consumed when used
  • Usable once per combat
clumsiness bark 11-19
mariachi G-string 10-15
onion shurikens 10-15
leftovers of indeterminate origin 8-10
sonar-in-a-biscuit 5-7
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 6-15
  • Not consumed when used
  • Can grant effects when it scores the final blow against a monster
soup turtle 6-10
bag of airline peanuts 6-10
baseball 6-8
terrible poem 5-6
dwarf bread 4-28
  • Staggers 100% of the time
hair spray 3-4
Knob Goblin firecracker 2-4
razor-sharp can lid 2-3
seal tooth 1
  • Is not consumed when used
spices 1
  • Is not consumed when used

Damage (scales to stats)

Item Damage Notes
cursed cannonball Special +Special
  • Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Muscle
cursed voodoo skull Special +Special
  • Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Mysticality
cursed dirty joke scroll Special +Special
  • Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Moxie
divine blowout Moxie
  • Does buffed Moxie in damage
  • Awards Moxie substats (see item page for formula)
divine can of silly string Myst
  • Does buffed Mysticality in damage
  • Awards Mysticality substats (see item page for formula)
divine noisemaker Muscle
  • Does buffed Muscle in damage
  • Awards Muscle substats (see item page for formula)
grody jug Myst
  • Does buffed Mysticality in damage
  • Makes target stench-aligned for the duration of combat
hot ashes Highest
  • Does highest buffed stat in damage
love song of vague ambiguity Muscle
  • Does buffed Muscle in damage
  • Restores HP based on damage done
love song of smoldering passion Myst
  • Does buffed Mysticality in damage
  • Restores MP based on damage done
love song of icy revenge Moxie
  • Does buffed Moxie in damage
  • Gives familiar XP based on damage done
love song of sugary cuteness Muscle
  • Does buffed Muscle in damage
  • Awards Muscle substats based on damage done
love song of disturbing obsession Myst
  • Does buffed Mysticality in damage
  • Awards Mysticality substats based on damage done
love song of naughty innuendo Moxie
  • Does buffed Moxie in damage
  • Awards Moxie substats based on damage done
shard of double-ice Highest
  • Does cold damage equal to highest buffed stat
  • Makes target cold-aligned for the duration of combat
The Six-Pack of Pain Muscle
  • Does buffed Muscle in damage
special clip: boneburners Special +Special
special clip: graveburpers Special +Special
special clip: splatterers Special +Special

Damage (tied to another mechanic)

Item Damage Notes
Bohemian rhapsody 3-60
  • Apparently 3-5 × <level>
  • Capped at 60
candy kneecapping stick 10-20
  • Additionally deals Y.7-.75 damage, where Y is the number of turns of Sugar Rush remaining, and removes the effect
d12 Special
  • Damage is Xd12, where X is <level>+1 capped at 30
  • Damage can be physical or a random element
d20 Special
  • Damage is 1d20 × <level>
d6 1-216
  • Damage is equal to the cube of 1d6; rolling a 1 deals 1 damage, 2 deals 8 damage, 3 deals 27, 4 deals 64, 5 deals 125, and 6 deals 216
d8 Xd8 (+Xd8) (+Xd8) (+Xd8) (+Xd8)
  • X is (<level>+1)/3 and indicates the number of dice rolled
gift items with a gift-a-pult equipped Special
  • A gift-a-pult allows gift items to be used as combat items
  • Items do physical damage that generally scales to their cost and/or rarity
Goodfella contract Special
  • Need a Penguin Goodfella as your active familiar
  • Costs Meat
  • Deals 2 to 4 times the familiar's weight in tuned elemental damage
red button Special
  • Damage done is 2 + 1d3 for each red button in inventory
  • At least one and up to 10-20% of the buttons used are consumed
rogue swarmer Special
  • Damage done is floor(50 + 10 * X0.7), where X is the number of rogue swarmers in inventory
  • Sometimes is not consumed when used
samurai turtle 5-10
  • Uses ninja stars from the player's inventory for up 200-300 damage
  • 5-7 uses before being consumed
shrinking powder 50% enemy HP
slime stack Special
  • Deals 10% to 20% of the monster's current HP, with a minimum range of about 40-50
  • Delevels by floor(10%)
toy deathbot 30-special
  • Upper limit is floor(10%*your HP) + 25
  • You lose 5 HP to floor(10%*your HP) when used

Passive Damage

The following items initiate Passive Damage. Each one acts every round unless otherwise noted.

Item Damage per round Notes
pufferfish spine Special
  • Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of spines used
candycaine powder Special
  • Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of pouches of candycaine powder used
pogs Special
  • Each of the eleven pogs does damage or delevels and acts in all subsequent rounds
  • Their effects are altered if certain other pogs are used in the same combat
pulled orange taffy 150-250
  • Underwater only
noxious gas grenade 100-120 (Poison)
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Poison decreases 50% every round
  • Additionally deals 200-300 damage on initial use
handful of bees 80-99
ear poison 80-99(?) (Poison)
  • Staggers
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Poison decrease by 50% every round
broken BRICKO brick 50-100
  • Damage stacks with each additional brick used
  • Against a BRICKO monster, each brick deals 500-1000 damage
  • Only deals damage if the monster acts
adder 30-40 (Poison)
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Poison decreases 50% every round
sawblade fragment Special
  • Passive damage starts at 20-30 and is reduced by 5-10 each round
  • Additionally deals 100-150 damage on initial use
paint bomb 5-10 (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10)
pygmy blowgun 20-30 (Poison)
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Poison decreases 50% every round
  • Does up to 38-56 total damage
clutch of dodecapede eggs 20-25 (Poison)
  • Poison damage recurs
  • Poison decreases 50% every round
  • Also delevels 10-12
jagged scrap metal 18-32
  • Deals 20-30 damage on initial use
  • Passive damage is approximately equal to the initial damage caused, with a variance of plus or minus two points
molten scrap metal Special
  • |Item deals 20-30 damage
  • Three rounds of diminishing burning damage
jigsaw blade 18-22
  • Additionally deals 10-20 damage on initial use
brass gear 15-20
  • Additionally deals 20-30 damage on initial use
can of sterno 10-20
  • Additionally deals 15-30 damage on initial use
hedgeturtle 5-10
  • Additionally deals 30-60 damage on initial use
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6-8
hand grenegg 6-8
possessed tomato 6-8
blue raspberry troll doll 3-5
  • Not consumed on use
cinnamon troll doll 3-5
  • Not consumed on use
grape troll doll 3-5
  • Not consumed on use

Deleveling

Item -ML Notes
crayon shavings 30%
  • Reduces Monster Attack by approximately 30%
  • Reduces Monster Defense by approximately 30%
  • Reductions calculated separately
slime stack 10%
  • Reduces Monster Attack and Defense by floor(10%)
  • Also deals damage
CSA obedience grenade 5%
  • Reduces Monster attack and Defense by 5%
  • Stuns for 3 rounds
licorice garrote Special
  • Delevels by 10+X, where X is the square root of turns of Sugar Rush remaining
  • Removes Sugar Rush effect
sea lasso Special
  • Power determined by player's lasso skill
  • Sometimes not consumed on use
  • Underwater only
Mer-kin mouthsoap 254-295?
The Six-Pack of Pain 100-120
  • Does buffed Muscle in damage
crude voodoo doll 10-100
  • Attempts to equalize monster to your stats
  • See page for details
sea cowbell 70-80
  • Delevels 150-200 underwater
  • 70-80 on dry land
ballpark hot daub 75
broken glass grenade 50
  • Also deals 100-200 damage
smoking grass 50
unnatural gas 40-50
Zombo's empty eye 30-50
  • May only be used every 50 adventures
  • Not consumed upon usage
  • Also deals 150-200 damage.
d4 1-40
bronzed locust 20-30
golden ring 20-30
Great Wolf's lice 20-30
  • Delevels beasts by 30%
  • Not consumed on use
HOA citation pad 20-30
  • Delevels dudes by 30%
  • Not consumed on use
ink bladder 20-30
  • When used in non-underwater zones
Mayor Ghost's scissors 20-30
  • Delevels undead by 30%
  • Not consumed on use
spooky sap 20-30
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 20
floorboard cruft 18-20
  • Deals 100-120 damage
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
pacification grenade 18-20
d10 15-20
depantsing bomb 15-20
sausage bomb 15-20
  • Deals 80-120 damage
  • Stuns for 2 rounds
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 15-20
  • Staggers 100% of the time
spangly unitard 10-20
  • Deals 100-250 damage
quantum nanopolymer spider web 18-19
chaos butterfly +/- 17
throwing spoon 13-15
  • Deals 50-60 damage
Russian Ice 13-15
angry inch 12-15
divine cracker 10-15
  • May "pick-pocket" monster as well
carton of rotten eggs 8-10
  • Also deals 12-15 damage
  • Can be reused 8-10 times
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 8-10
  • Also deals 12-15 damage
  • Can be reused 8-10 times
killing jar  ?-5-12-?
  • Staggers 100% of the time
wumpus-hair net 7-15
  • Staggers 100% of the time
ornate picture frame 10-15?
  • Staggers 100% of the time
clutch of dodecapede eggs 10-12
  • Also deals 20-25 poison damage
kite 10-12
  • Staggers 75% of the time
mylar scout drone 10-12
  • Staggers 75% of the time
powdered organs 10-12
  • Special message when used against Ed the Undying
blob of wood glue 9-11
  • Staggers 100% of the time
  • Obtained in KOLHS path
surgical tape 5-8
  • Also heals 20-30 HP
  • Obtained in KOLHS path
palm-frond net 8-12
  • Staggers 100% of the time
bowling ball 7-11
jar full of wind 8-10
macrame net 8-10
  • Staggers 100% of the time
  • 90-100 damage
pink-belly slapper 8-10
  • Also heals 9-12 HP
superamplified boom box 8-10
  • Staggers 100% of the time
black pepper 7-10
croquet hedgehog 5-10
  • Also delevels by 5-10 in every subsequent round
  • Does damage if the player wields a flamingo mallet
handful of sand 5-10
handful of sawdust 4-10
possessed top 6-8
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 6-8
top 6-8
oily boid 5-8
  • Staggers or obtains a woim
off-white plastic oyster egg 7
  • Staggers 50% of the time
inkwell 4-7
  • Staggers 51% +/- 3% of the time
Space Tours Tripple 4-7
barbed-wire fence 1-7
  • Staggers 50% of the time
ferret bait 5
  • 45-60 damage
sake bomb 5
  • 45-60 damage
wussiness potion 5
  • Staggers 50% of the time
fancy bath salts 4-5
roofie 4-5
  • Staggers 50% of the time
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3-5
  • Is not consumed when used
miniborg strangler 3-5
  • Is not consumed when used
patchouli incense stick 3-5
  • Staggers 50% of the time
plot hole 3-5
  • Staggers 50% of the time
  • 20-25 damage
grass clippings 3-5
vial of patchouli oil 4
  • Staggers 50% of the time
Knob Goblin stink bomb 3
  • Staggers 50% of the time
spider web 3
  • Staggers 50% of the time
gob of wet hair 2-3
  • Staggers 100% of the time
shaving cream 2-3
  • Staggers 50% of the time
30669 scroll 1-3
33398 scroll 1-3
334 scroll 1-3
64067 scroll 1-3
668 scroll 1-3
8-ball 1-3
Cloaca grenade 2
  • 50-60 damage
  • Reduces Monster Attack only
disease 2
  • Staggers 50% of the time
Dyspepsi grenade 2
  • 50-60 damage
  • Reduces Monster Attack only

Stagger

A stagger prevents enemies from acting for the current round only and may have a less than 100% chance of working. For items that prevent enemy action over multiple rounds, see the Stun section below.

Item Rounds
barbed-wire fence 1 (50%)
Bat-bearing 1 (100%)
Battlie Light Saver 1 (100%)
big boom 1 (100%)
brass abacus 1 (100%)
burning newspaper 1 (100%)
clumsiness bark 1 (100%)
disease 1 (50%)
dwarf bread 1 (100%)
ear poison 1 (100%)
electronics kit 1 (100%)
extremely confusing manual 1 (100%)
glowing New Age crystal 1 (100%)
gob of wet hair 1 (100%)
GOTO 1 (50-75%)
great big capacitor 1 (100%)
gyroscope 1 (100%)
inkwell 1 (50%)
janitor sponge 1 (100%)
jar full of wind 1 (100%)
Junk-Bond 1 (100%)
kite 1 (50%)
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1 (50%)
little red book 1 (100%)
macrame net 1 (100%)
mylar scout drone 1 (75%)
nasty-smelling moss 1 (100%)
New Age healing crystal 1 (100%)
off-white plastic oyster egg 1 (50%)
ornate picture frame 1 (100%)
palm-frond net 1 (100%)
patchouli incense stick 1 (50%)
Pecos Dave's sixgun 1 (100%)
plot hole 1 (50%)
procrastination potion 1 (50%)
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1 (100%)
Rain-Doh indigo cup 1 (100%)
really sticky spider web 1 (50%)
really really sticky spider web 1 (50%)
robin's egg 1 (100%)
roofie 1 (50%)
scented massage oil 1 (100%)
shard of double-ice 1 (100%)
shaving cream 1 (50%)
skate skates 1 (100%)
spider web 1 (50%)
spooky lasso 1 (100%)
superamplified boom box 1 (100%)
tomayohawk-style reflex hammer 1 (100%)
tongue depressor 1 (100%)
tropical orchid 1 (50%)
ultracoagulator 1 (100%)
unstable laser battery 1 (100%)
vial of patchouli oil 1 (50%)
wumpus-hair net 1 (100%)
wussiness potion 1 (50%)
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1 (100%)

Stun

Item Rounds
anemone nematocyst 1-2 on land; 3-4 in sea
banana peel 2
black BRICKO brick 2-5
brick of sand 2
Chinese curse words 3
chloroform rag 3-4
clingfilm tangle 2-3
CSA obedience grenade 3
d6 2
El Vibrato restraints 4
finger cuffs 2-3
floorboard cruft 2
glob of melted wax 3?
gas balloon 3-4
jar of swamp gas 2-3
naughty paper shuriken 3
opium grenade 2-3
oversized snowflake 5
paperclip sproinger 2
pixel stopwatch 5
portable table 4-5
Rain-Doh blue balls 5
really nice net  ?
sausage bomb 2
sealhide snare 2-3
soggy used band-aid 3
The Lost Comb 3
twisted piece of wire 2
very large caltrop 5-6

Random Effects

Item Effects
Dungeons of Doom potions
  • Effects are randomized per player per ascension
flaregun
spooky alphabet block
  • If five or more blocks are found in inventory, randomly one of the following:
  • If four blocks are found, staggers
  • If three or fewer blocks are found, has no effect
pencil stub
  • One of the following:
    • Deals 50% of monster's current HP in physical damage
    • 10-20 prismatic damage
    • Delevel 30-40
    • Restore HP 50-60
    • Restore MP 30-40
pool of liquid metal
  • One of the following:
    • 10-20 damage
    • Stagger
    • Restore HP 20-30
    • Restore MP 15-25
robotronic egg
  • One of the following:
spectre scepter
  • One of the following:
    • 6-10 damage
    • 8-10 Hot Damage
    • Delevel 1-3
    • Restore HP 4-5
  • Not consumed on use
stuffed alien blob
  • Emulates another random combat item
stuffed doppelshifter
  • Emulates another random combat item
stuffed gray blob
  • Emulates another random combat item

Run Away

Main article: Run Away

Run Away and Remove Monster

Main article: Banishing

Instant Kill

Main article: Insta-kill

Disintegration

Main article: Yellow ray strategy

Tower Monsters

Copying

Main article: Copying

Other

Not Consumed

See Reusable Combat Items for a list of combat items that are not consumed on use.

Before February 15th, 2012, all combat items (except the naughty paper shuriken, which is a Mr. Store item) were destroyed when blocked by The Bonerdagon, your shadow, or the first/second form of The Naughty Sorceress.

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