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Stuff from Dreadsylvania

This page lists items that can be used during combat, grouped by function. Unless noted otherwise, combat items are consumed upon use.

The following skills and enchantments affect combat items:

Restore HP

Item HP Restored Notes
Dreadsylvanian seed pod All HP Removes one negative status effect
scented massage oil All HP Semi-rare, staggers opponent for current round
soggy used band-aid All HP Stuns opponent for three rounds
big glob of skin ca. half of missing HP
Rain-Doh indigo cup 20% of max HP Staggers opponent for current round; can only be used once per combat; is not consumed on use
mer-kin healscroll 300 on land, all HP in The Ocean Fully heals Mer-kin enemies
pixel energy tank 1000 Also restores 1000 MP
communications windchimes 250-300 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing War Hippy Fatigues
PADL Phone 250-300 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues
extra-strength red potion 190-210 Also gives 40 turns of Healthy Red Glow
red pixel potion 100-120
red potion 90-110 Also gives 20 turns of Healthy Red Glow
filthy poultice 80-120
gauze garter 80-120
cartoon heart 40-60 Also gives 10 turns of Healthy Red Glow
green pixel potion 40-60 Also 30-40MP
red plastic oyster egg 35-40
palm-frond fan 30-40 Also 30-40MP; restores 35-45 from inventory
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 18-20
magnolia blossom 15-30 Also 15-30 MP
cast 15-20
tube of herbal ointment 14-16
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 13-15
pink-belly slapper 9-12 Delevels 8-10
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 8-10
forest tears 5-10

Lose HP

Item Lost HP Notes
blue shell 25 Damages player if player has more HP; drops 1-3 blue pixels and 1-3 white pixels
Drunkula's bell 20% maximum HP (cold) Does cold damage to groups; not consumed on use.
flaregun 10-30 (physical)
10-30 (hot)
Sometimes
Either physical or hot damage
imitation crab meat 20-25% of monster's attack Damages the player when not underwater
live nautical mine 300-500 Damages the player for 300-500 above water; damages for 25% of damage done to monster when underwater.
Miniborg beeper 15-20 Does 20-25 damage to enemy; not consumed on use.
ovoid leather thing 40-50 Sometimes
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 5-6 (elemental) Will be of any of the five elemental damages
stone frisbee 40-50 Sometimes
toy deathbot 5 - (10% player's HP) Does (25 + HP taken) damage; not consumed on use.

Restore MP

Item MP Notes
pixel energy tank 1000 Also restores 1000 HP
magical mystery juice 1.5*level + 4 to 6
high-pressure seltzer bottle 150-200
communications windchimes 150-200 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing War Hippy Fatigues
PADL Phone 150-200 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues
New Cloaca-Cola 140-160
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 100-150 Only when used against a toothy pirate
fancy blue potion 90-110 Also gives 40 turns of Healthy Blue Glow
blue pixel potion 50-80
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 50-60
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 45-65
banana spritzer 40-100
blue potion 40-60 Also gives 20 turns of Healthy Blue Glow
blue plastic oyster egg 35-50
palm-frond fan 30-40 Also 30-40 HP; restores 35-45 from inventory
green pixel potion 30-40 Also 40-60 HP
Knob Goblin superseltzer 25-29
gold star 20-30 Also gives 10 turns of Healthy Blue Glow
surgical tape 20-30 Also delevels by 5-8. KOLHS only.
magnolia blossom 15-30 Also 15-30 HP
Cloaca-Cola 10-14
Dyspepsi-Cola 10-14
Knob Goblin seltzer 8-12
Mountain Stream soda 6-9

Meat

Item Meat Notes
black plastic oyster egg 300-400
golden ring 500 When used against a gaudy pirate
Goodfella contract -3*familiar weight Only with Penguin Goodfella as active familiar
meat vortex 1 to monster's meat drop Against monsters that drop meat
Rain-Doh orange agent -10 to -50 Does (20 + meat taken) damage
toy mercenary -5 to -10 Does (25 + meat taken) damage

Effect

Item Effect Duration Notes
antique hand mirror Bad Luck 7 Instantly kills The Guy Made Of Bees
chocolate frosted sugar bomb Sugar Rush 10 Does 200-300 damage and delevels by 20
ghost protocol Spectral 1 Effect only lasts 3 combat rounds
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer Super-Charged, Super-Mega-Charged, Super-Mega-Ultra-Charged, or Super-Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Charged 5 Not consumed; grants an effect if it lands the final blow on monster; effect is based upon monster's level
memory of an AG base pair Memory of Speed 1
memory of an AT base pair Memory of Aggressiveness 1
memory of a CA base pair Memory of Strength 1
memory of a CG base pair Memory of Smarts 1
memory of a CT base pair Memory of Attractiveness 1
memory of a GT base pair Memory of Resilience 1
odor extractor On the Trail 40 Not usable against certain monsters
spectral jelly Spectral 1 Effect only lasts 3 combat rounds
The Big Book of Pirate Insults Embarrassed 1 Sometimes gives the effect when used on a pirate
yellow plastic oyster egg Egg-headedness, Egg-cellent Vocabulary, or Egg-stra Arm 20

Damage

Item Damage Notes
rickety old unicycle 5905-9051 Is also an accessory
Coily™ 3000-8000 Acts after 1-3 rounds; is also a ranged weapon
crusty hula hoop 2074-5973 Is also an accessory
red wagon 2019-5875 Is also an off-hand item
big red button ????
lawn dart 1000-5000 Acts after 1-3 rounds; is also a weapon
old school flying disc 1000-5000 Acts after 1-3 rounds; is also a shield
Mer-kin killscroll 1500-2000 Only works against Mer-kin enemies
sharpened hubcap 400-600 Chance to instantly kill a monster
New Age hurting crystal 500
ballpark hot daub 450-500 Delevels by 75
The Bomb 400-500 Instantly kills non-boss enemies
4:20 bomb 400-500 Instantly kills Hippies
bobcat grenade 400-500 Instantly kills beasts
boozebomb 400-500 Instantly kills Orcs
box of hammers 400-500 Instantly kills Constructs
holy bomb, batman 400-500 Instantly kills Undead
skull with a fuse in it 406?
noxious gas grenade 200-300
100-120 Poison
Poison damage recurs, decreasing 50% every round
live nautical mine 312-532 Underwater only; also damages player for 25% of damage done to monster.
pool torpedo 251-349 Underwater only; sometimes not consumed on use
smoking grass 250-300 Delevels by 50
Sparking El Vibrato drone 250-300
Frosty's iceball 200-300 Can be used up to three times a day, lost on third use.
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 200-300 Delevels by 20; grants Sugar Rush (10 adventures)
lewd playing card 100-150 100-150
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 200-250 Semi-rare
unstable laser battery 200-250 Staggers
fireball 200-250
groupie lipstick 150-250
facehugging alien 100-300 Acts after 3 rounds
imitation crab meat 150-235 underwater only
Zombo's empty eye 150-200 May only be used every 50 adventures, not consumed upon usage, also delevels.
communications windchimes 150-200 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing War Hippy Fatigues
PADL Phone 128-177 Has several possible effects; only operates on The Battlefield while wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues
rainbow bomb 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 Does an estimated total of 120-180 in physical and prismatic damage.
spangly unitard 100-250 Delevels 10-20
death blossom 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 20-30 Prismatic Damage; does a total of 100-150 damage
floorboard cruft 100-120 Stuns for 2 rounds and delevels 18-20
petrified wood 50-60 50-60
killing feather 100-120
round blue bomb 90-110
macrame net 90-100 Staggers, delevels 8-10
superamplified boom box 90-100 Staggers, delevels 8-10
sausage bomb 80-120 Stuns for 2 rounds and delevels 15-20
fetid feather 80-120
flaming feather 80-120
flirtatious feather 80-120
frightful feather 80-120
frozen feather 80-120
big boom 80-120 Staggers
book of matches 40-50
pixel cross 80-100 Deals an additional 80-100 damage the following round. Deals increased damage against Vanya's Creature
ovoid leather thing 80-100 Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
stone frisbee 80-100 Can sometimes damage player for 40-50HP instead
shuriken salad 25-35 25-35 25-35
exploding hacky-sack 75-100
tequila grenade 75-100
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 30-40 8-10 8-10 8-10 8-10 8-10 Does an estimated total of 70-90 in physical and prismatic damage.
fire of unknown origin 35-45 35-45
patchouli oil bomb 65-80 When used on a frat soldier, causes an additional 50-80 damage
molotov cocktail cocktail 65-80 When used on a hippy, causes an additional 50-80 damage
throwing fork 20-30 20-30 20-30 Performs three separate physical attacks
droopy doll eye 60-80
brick of sand 60-80 Stuns for 2 rounds
beer bomb 55-75
water pipe bomb 55-75
underwater slingshot 50-100 Underwater only; 70% chance to not be consumed on use; 20% to do 300-500 damage instead
painted turtle 10-20 10-20 10-20 10-20 10-20 Prismatic Damage; does a total of 50-100 damage; Does not work on Frosty or Hodgman
half-empty carton of milk 50-100
star throwing star 50-75
throwing spoon 50-60 Delevels by 13-15
sake bomb 50-60 Delevels by 5
ferret bait 50-60 Delevels by 5
rocky raccoon 50-60
Cloaca grenade 50-60 Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
Dyspepsi grenade 50-60 Reduces Monster's Attack by 2
pixel holy water 50-60 Does 240-290 to Vanya's Creature
bottle of alcohol 45-65
chunk of hot iron 40-80
NG 40-70
vial of holy water 40-60
grouchy restless spirit 40-45
lavender plastic oyster egg 35-50
mauve plastic oyster egg 35-50
puce plastic oyster egg 35-50
monomolecular yo-yo 35-45
illegal firecracker 15-20 + 15-20 KOLHS only
razor-tipped yo-yo 35-45
Rain-Doh orange agent 30-70 Takes 10-50 meat; is not spent when used
dictionary 30-60 Only works against bad spelling monsters, is not spent when used
facsimile dictionary 30-60 Only works against bad spelling monsters, is not spent when used
Battlie Light Saver 30-50 Staggers
plastic cup of beer 30-40
plastic cup of flat beer 30-40 +15% item drop bonus at end of combat
photoprotoneutron torpedo 30-40 Sometimes does 40-50 damage instead
black spot 32-40
yo-yo 30-40
ancient spice 30-40 Delevels by 5-6
toy soldier 30-35 Uses a bottle of tequila from inventory
toy mercenary 30-35 Uses 5-10 Meat
fat bottom quark 25-40
duskwalker syringe 25-40 Obtains bubblin' crude from Oil Peak monsters
great big capacitor 25-34 Staggers
dangerous jerkcicle 20-40 Has special effects on bosses in The Glacier of Jerks
miniature boiler 20-40 Deals 200-400 damage to group enemies
pencil kunai 20-30
wood screw 20-30 KOLHS only.
nugget of sodium 11-20 + 12-18 KOLHS only.
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 20-30 Always causes 5-6 points of random elemental self-damage; selects elemental weakness, doing 40-60 damage to elemental monsters; instantly kills physically resistant monsters
jar of swamp gas 20-30 Stuns 2-4 rounds
boulder 20-30
frigid ninja stars 20-25
tree-eating kite 20-25 Does damage only sometimes, is not spent if damage is done
plot hole 20-25 Delevels by 3-5; staggers 50% of the time
chlorine crystal 20-39 KOLHS only.
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 10-15 10-15 Also delevels 3-5. Is not spent when used.
Miniborg beeper 20-25 Damages user for 15-20 HP. Is not spent when used.
miniborg laser 15-20 Is not spent when used.
miniborg stomper 15-20 Is not spent when used.
naughty paper shuriken 15-20
  • Is not spent when used
  • Cannot be used in hardcore
  • Increases pants drops by 50%
stick of dynamite 15-20
yo 15-20
carton of rotten eggs 12-15 Also delevels 8-10; can be reused 8-10 times
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 12-15 Also delevels 8-10; can be reused 8-10 times
Rain-Doh blue balls 10-20 Stuns for 2 rounds; is not spent when used; usable once per combat
clumsiness bark 11-19 Staggers; used against bosses in The Clumsiness Grove
mariachi G-string 10-15
onion shurikens 10-15
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 6-15 Not consumed when used; can grant effects when it scores the final blow against a monster
soup turtle 6-10
bag of airline peanuts 6-10
baseball 6-8
leftovers of indeterminate origin 5-6
sonar-in-a-biscuit 5-7
terrible poem 5-6
hair spray 3-4
Knob Goblin firecracker 2-4
razor-sharp can lid 2-3
seal tooth 1 Is not spent when used
spices 1 Is not spent when used

Damage (scales to stats)

Item Damage Notes
cursed cannonball Special +Special Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Muscle
cursed voodoo skull Special +Special Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Mysticality
cursed dirty joke scroll Special +Special Total damage roughly equal to your buffed Moxie
divine blowout Moxie Does buffed Moxie in damage; awards Moxie substats (see item page for formula)
divine can of silly string Myst Does buffed Mysticality in damage; awards Mysticality substats (see item page for formula)
divine noisemaker Muscle Does buffed Muscle in damage; awards Muscle substats (see item page for formula)
grody jug Myst Does buffed Mysticality in damage; makes target stench-aligned for the duration of combat.
hot ashes Highest Does highest buffed stat in damage.
love song of vague ambiguity Muscle Does buffed Muscle in damage; restores HP based on damage done
love song of smoldering passion Myst Does buffed Mysticality in damage; restores MP based on damage done
love song of icy revenge Moxie Does buffed Moxie in damage; gives familiar XP based on damage done
love song of sugary cuteness Muscle Does buffed Muscle in damage; awards Muscle substats based on damage done
love song of disturbing obsession Myst Does buffed Mysticality in damage; awards Mysticality substats based on damage done
love song of naughty innuendo Moxie Does buffed Moxie in damage; awards Moxie substats based on damage done
shard of double-ice Highest Does cold damage equal to highest buffed stat; makes target cold-aligned for the duration of combat
The Six-Pack of Pain Muscle Does buffed Muscle in damage

Damage (tied to another mechanic)

Item Damage Notes
Bohemian rhapsody 3-60 apparently 3-5 × <level>, capped at 60
candy kneecapping stick 10-20 Additionally deals Y.7-.75 damage, where Y is the number of turns of Sugar Rush remaining, and removes the effect.
d12 Special Damage is Xd12, where X is <level>+1 capped at 30. Damage can be physical or a random element
d20 Special Damage is 1d20 × <level>
d6 1-216 Damage is equal to the cube of 1d6; rolling a 1 deals 1 damage, 2 deals 8 damage, 3 deals 27, 4 deals 64, 5 deals 125, and 6 deals 216.
d8 Xd8 (+Xd8) (+Xd8) (+Xd8) (+Xd8) X is (<level>+1)/3 and indicates the number of dice rolled
gift items with a gift-a-pult equipped Special A gift-a-pult allows gift items to be used as combat items. Items do physical damage that generally scales to their cost and/or rarity.
Goodfella contract Special With a Penguin Goodfella as your active familiar, costs Meat and deals 2 to 4 times the familiar's weight in tuned elemental damage.
red button Special Damage done is 2 + 1d3 for each red button in inventory. At least one and up to 10-20% of the buttons used are consumed.
rogue swarmer Special Damage done is floor(50 + 10 * X0.7), where X is the number of rogue swarmers in inventory. Sometimes is not spent when used
samurai turtle 5-10 Uses ninja stars from the player's inventory for up 200-300 damage; 5-7 uses before being consumed
shrinking powder 50% enemy HP Semi-rare. Halves enemy HP.
slime stack Special Deals 10% to 20% of the monster's current HP, with a minimum range of about 40-50. Also delevels by floor(10%).
toy deathbot 30-special Upper limit is floor(10%*your HP) + 25.

You lose 5 HP to floor(10%*your HP) when used.

Passive Damage

The following items initiate Passive Damage. Each one acts every round unless otherwise noted.

Item Damage per round Notes
pufferfish spine Special Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of spines used.
candycaine powder Special Damage increases as an exponential function of combat rounds elapsed and number of pouches of candycaine powder used.
pogs Special Each of the eleven pogs does damage or delevels and acts in all subsequent rounds. Their effects are altered if certain other pogs are used in the same combat.
pulled orange taffy 150-250 Underwater only
noxious gas grenade 100-120 (Poison) Poison damage recurs, decreasing 50% every round. Additionally deals 200-300 damage on initial use.
handful of bees 80-99
ear poison 80-99(?) (Poison) Staggers opponent. Poison damage recurs, decreasing by 50% every round.
broken BRICKO brick 50-100 Damage stacks with each additional brick used. Against a BRICKO monster, each brick deals 500-1000 damage. Only deals damage if the monster acts.
adder 30-40 (Poison) Poison damage recurs, decreasing 50% every round.
sawblade fragment Special Passive damage starts at 20-30 and is reduced by 5-10 each round. Additionally deals 100-150 damage on initial use.
paint bomb 5-10 (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10) (+5-10)
pygmy blowgun 20-30 (Poison) Poison damage recurs, decreasing 50% every round. Does up to 38-56 total damage.
clutch of dodecapede eggs 20-25 (Poison) Poison damage recurs, decreasing 50% every round. Also delevels 10-12.
jagged scrap metal 18-32 Deals 20-30 damage on initial use. Passive damage is approximately equal to the initial damage caused, with a variance of plus or minus two points.
molten scrap metal Special Item deals 20-30 damage and causes three rounds of diminishing burning damage.
jigsaw blade 18-22 Additionally deals 10-20 damage on initial use
brass gear 15-20 Additionally deals 20-30 damage on initial use
can of sterno 10-20 Additionally deals 15-30 damage on initial use
hedgeturtle 5-10 Additionally deals 30-60 damage on initial use
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6-8
hand grenegg 6-8
possessed tomato 6-8
blue raspberry troll doll 3-5 Not consumed on use
cinnamon troll doll 3-5 Not consumed on use
grape troll doll 3-5 Not consumed on use

Deleveling

Item -ML Notes
crayon shavings 30% Reduces monster attack and defense by approximately 30%, calculated separately
slime stack 10% Reduces monster attack and defense by floor(10%). Also deals damage.
CSA obedience grenade 5% Reduces monster attack and defense by 5%; stuns for 3 rounds
licorice garrote Special Delevels by 10+X, where X is the square root of turns of Sugar Rush remaining. Removes Sugar Rush effect.
sea lasso Special Power determined by player's lasso skill; sometimes not consumed on use; underwater only
Mer-kin mouthsoap 254-295?
The Six-Pack of Pain 100-120 Does buffed Muscle in damage
crude voodoo doll 10-100 Attempts to equalize monster to your stats. See page for details.
sea cowbell 70-80 Delevels 150-200 underwater, 70-80 on dry land
ballpark hot daub 75 Deals 450-500
broken glass grenade 50 Also deals damage
smoking grass 50 Deals 250-300 damage
unnatural gas 40-50
Zombo's empty eye 30-50 May only be used every 50 adventures, not consumed upon usage, also deals 150-200 damage.
d4 1-40
bronzed locust 20-30
golden ring 20-30
Great Wolf's lice 20-30 Delevels beasts by 30%; not consumed on use
HOA citation pad 20-30 Delevels dudes by 30%; not consumed on use
ink bladder 20-30 When used in non-underwater zones
Mayor Ghost's scissors 20-30 Delevels undead by 30%; not consumed on use
spooky sap 20-30
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 20 Also does 200-300 damage and grants Sugar Rush
floorboard cruft 18-20 Deals 100-120 damage. Stuns for 2 rounds.
pacification grenade 18-20 Has a special effect on angry cavebugbears
d10 15-20
depantsing bomb 15-20
sausage bomb 15-20 Deals 80-120 damage and stuns for 2 rounds
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 15-20 Staggers
spangly unitard 10-20 Deals 100-250 damage
quantum nanopolymer spider web 18-19
chaos butterfly +/- 17
throwing spoon 13-15 Deals 50-60 damage
Russian Ice 13-15
angry inch 12-15 KOLHS only
divine cracker 10-15 May "pick-pocket" monster as well
carton of rotten eggs 8-10 Also deals 12-15 damage; can be reused 8-10 times
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 8-10 Also deals 12-15 damage; can be reused 8-10 times
killing jar  ?-5-12-? Staggers
wumpus-hair net 7-15 Staggers
ornate picture frame 10-15? Also, staggers
kite 12 May stagger
clutch of dodecapede eggs 10-12 Also deals 20-25 poison damage
mylar scout drone 10-12 Staggers (75% of the time)
powdered organs 10-12 Special message when used against Ed the Undying
blob of wood glue 9-11 Staggers
surgical tape 5-8 Also heals 20-30 HP. KOLHS only.
palm-frond net 8-12 Staggers
bowling ball 7-11
jar full of wind 8-10 Staggers; used against bosses in The Maelstrom of Lovers
macrame net 8-10 Staggers; 90-100 damage
pink-belly slapper 8-10 Also heals 9-12 HP
superamplified boom box 8-10 Staggers
black pepper 7-10
croquet hedgehog 5-10 Also delevels by 5-10 in every subsequent round; also does damage if the player wields a flamingo mallet.
handful of sand 5-10
handful of sawdust 4-10
possessed top 6-8
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 6-8
oily boid 5-8 Staggers or obtains a woim
off-white plastic oyster egg 7 May stagger
inkwell 4-7 May stagger
Space Tours Tripple 4-7
barbed-wire fence 1-7 May stagger
top 6
ferret bait 5 45-60 damage
sake bomb 5 45-60 damage
wussiness potion 5 May stagger
fancy bath salts 4-5
roofie 4-5 May stagger
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3-5 Is not spent when used
miniborg strangler 3-5 Is not spent when used
patchouli incense stick 3-5 May stagger
plot hole 3-5 May stagger; 20-25 damage
grass clippings 3-5
vial of patchouli oil 4 May stagger
Knob Goblin stink bomb 3 May stagger
spider web 3 May stagger
gob of wet hair 2-3 Staggers
shaving cream 2-3 May stagger
30669 scroll 1-3
33398 scroll 1-3
334 scroll 1-3
64067 scroll 1-3
668 scroll 1-3
8-ball 1-3
Cloaca grenade 2 50-60 damage
Reduces MA only
disease 2 May stagger
Dyspepsi grenade 2 50-60 damage
Reduces MA only

Stagger

A stagger prevents enemies from acting for the current round only and may have a less than 100% chance of working. For items that prevent enemy action over multiple rounds, see the Stun section below.

Item Rounds
barbed-wire fence 1 (50%)
Battlie Light Saver 1 (100%)
big boom 1 (100%)
brass abacus 1 (100%)
clumsiness bark 1 (100%)
disease 1 (50%)
dwarf bread 1 (100%)
gob of wet hair 1 (100%)
GOTO 1 (50-75%)
great big capacitor 1 (100%)
gyroscope 1 (100%)
inkwell 1 (50%)
jar full of wind 1 (100%)
kite 1 (50%)
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1 (50%)
macrame net 1 (100%)
mylar scout drone 1 (75%)
off-white plastic oyster egg 1 (50%)
ornate picture frame 1 (100%)
palm-frond net 1 (100%)
patchouli incense stick 1 (50%)
plot hole 1 (50%)
procrastination potion 1 (50%)
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1 (100%)
Rain-Doh indigo cup 1 (100%)
really sticky spider web 1 (50%)
really really sticky spider web 1 (50%)
roofie 1 (50%)
scented massage oil 1 (100%)
shard of double-ice 1 (100%)
shaving cream 1 (50%)
spider web 1 (50%)
superamplified boom box 1 (100%)
tongue depressor 1 (100%)
tropical orchid 1 (50%)
unstable laser battery 1 (100%)
vial of patchouli oil 1 (50%)
wumpus-hair net 1 (100%)
wussiness potion 1 (50%)
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1 (100%)

Stun

Item Rounds
anemone nematocyst 1-4 (1-2 on land; 3-4 in sea)
banana peel 2
black BRICKO brick 2-5
brick of sand 2
Chinese curse words 3
chloroform rag 3-4
clingfilm tangle 2-3
CSA obedience grenade 3
d6 2
finger cuffs 2-3
floorboard cruft 2
twisted piece of wire 2
gas balloon 3-4
jar of swamp gas 2-3
naughty paper shuriken 3
opium grenade 2-3
oversized snowflake 5
paperclip sproinger 2
pixel stopwatch 5
Rain-Doh blue balls 5
sausage bomb 2
sealhide snare 2-3
soggy used band-aid 3
The Lost Comb 3
very large caltrop 5-6

Random Effects

Item Effects
Dungeons of Doom potions Effects are randomized per player per ascension
flaregun One of the following:
  • 10-30 damage
  • 10-30 +10-30 damage
  • Deals 10-30 +10-30 to the player

During the Mysterious Island Quest, does nothing during combat

spooky alphabet block If five or more blocks are found in inventory, randomly one of the following:

If four blocks are found, staggers. Else, has no effect.

pencil stub One of the following:
  • Deals 50% of monster's current HP in physical damage
  • 10-20 prismatic damage
  • Delevel 30-40
  • Restore HP 50-60
  • Restore MP 30-40
pool of liquid metal One of the following:
  • 10-20 damage
  • Stagger
  • Restore HP 20-30
  • Restore MP 15-25
robotronic egg One of the following:
spectre scepter One of the following:
  • 6-10 damage
  • 8-10 Hot Damage
  • Delevel 1-3
  • Restore HP 4-5

Not consumed on use

stuffed alien blob Emulates another random combat item
stuffed doppelshifter Emulates another random combat item
stuffed gray blob Emulates another random combat item

Run Away

Main article: Run Away

Run Away and Remove Monster

Main article: Banishing

Instant Kill

Main article: Insta-kill

Disintegration

Main article: Yellow ray strategy

Tower Monsters

Copying

Main article: Copying

Other

Not Consumed

See Reusable Combat Items for a list of combat items that are not consumed on use.

Before February 15th, 2012, all combat items (except the naughty paper shuriken, which is a Mr. Store item) were destroyed when blocked by The Bonerdagon, your shadow, or the first/second form of The Naughty Sorceress.

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