Coffee pixie stick
Y'know, these ticket counters always have pretty crappy candy, but looking at this, you're pretty sure it's just a little paper tube filled with instant coffee. Maybe they thought nobody would notice.
(In-game plural: coffee pixie sticks)
|You rip the end off of the paper tube and pour the coffee grounds onto your tongue. You always liked your coffee like you like your women -- dark, bitter, and they make you all twitchy and irritable and agitated.|
|(You gain 4 Spleen.)|
- The name references Pixy Stix candy, which are straws filled with drink mix powder. It also references the Coffee Pixie, an old yearly familiar.
- Thinking nobody would notice is likely a reference to Folgers Crystals commercials.
|TOP 10 coffee pixie stick collections|
6. caducus - 100 | 7. Darkling - 100 | 8. lupus4 - 86 | 9. Solve_Omnis - 74 | 10. Olorian - 63
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings