Clubfish
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 You're fighting a clubfishThis fish was left behind when the other marine life in the area upgraded to swords and firearms. Instead of a deadly blade or an improbable cannon growing out of its nose, it just has a big, thick club sticking out of its head.
Still, when it comes to beating the stuffing out of you, it'll probably do the trick.
Hit Message(s):
It clubs you in the shin. You collapse and wail, "why me?"
It forgoes clubbing you this round, but smacks you with its tailfin.
It clubs you in the spine. Hey, that was your favorite spine!
It clubs you in the heart. I guess it's part barracuda.
Critical Hit Message:
It winds up, swims at you, and clubs you like a sandwich. Sure, the clubfish may not be as flashy as the scimitarfish, but never underestimate the efficacy of a good blunt instrument. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to club you like a seal, but you're not like a seal.
It tries to club you in the shin, but you distract it with some new slang.
It tries to club you in the spine, but your spine surfs alone.
It tries to club you in the heart, but it isn't a barracuda.
It tries to smack you with its tailfin, but you easily dodge. It should really look where it's attacking.
Fumble Message:
It takes aim, swims at you, and swings its mighty club! Fortunately for you, it misses and connects with a nearby sunken anchor. The clubfish reverberates backward, comically befuddled.
  Meat | You gain 176-264 Meat. (average: 220, stdev: 17.96)* |
Occurs at The Brinier Deepers.
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