Clown hammer
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 clown hammer
Despite the name, this isn't an implement for the hammering of clowns. Well, you could, but it would just make a squeaky noise, and then the clown would bite you and throw you in the basement.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 10
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift ItemEnchantment: Squeaky! ( In-game plural: clown hammers)
Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Hilarious Objects
Notes
- In combat, Sound Effects change from the usual "WHACK! BAM! ZOT!" to "SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!"
References
- The description references an episode of Animaniacs, in which Dr. Scratchansniff tried to help Mr. Plotz (and, later, Wakko) overcome his fear of clowns by having him repeat the mantra "A clown is my friend. A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement. A clown is not a big spider..."
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