Cloud of disembodied whiskers
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 You're fighting a cloud of disembodied whiskersNear the lumberjack camp, you are whisked into a battle by these whiskers. They appear to have been freshly shorn from a lumberjack's beard, and are pretty upset about it.
Hit Message(s):
They lodge themselves in the middle of your back and itch in the one place you can't scratch. Ow!
They scrape themselves over your <thigh>, itching as they go. Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
The whiskers all line up in the same direction and dart at you, piercing your kidney. Oof. Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
They try to scrape across your face, but get caught in the stubble that's already there. Unless you're a girl, in which case they slide right off your smooth cheeks.
They swarm toward you, but get caught in a free-roaming cloud of shaving cream.
Fumble Message:
They float toward you menacingly, but before they can reach you they get sucked into an inexplicable air-conditioner intake on the side of a nearby tree.
Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.
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